Tfc Scout - Tumblr Posts
alright so.
So by now most TF2 fans have seen fanart of the Mercs with or as animals, and me being me, i couldnt stop thinking about what animals the TfC team would have.
(would have drawn these but I don't have the talent to do that đź‘Ť)
•Cheavy: Bulldog. He would pretend that he doesn't like the dog, but everyone knows he does.
•CSpy: Crow. Crows can remember alot and it would probably help him find info on people.
•Virgli: cat. He'd get distracted by said cat or the cat would stand out the window and snipe with him ( or even better the cat would distract the other team and help him take the shot)
•Bea: lizard. Their basically tiny dragons.
•Greg(Scout): a very small kitten. The kitten would follow him out into the field and maybe help collect the flag.
•Ross( Soldier): a duck. He just feels like a duck person. Idk what a duck person feels like but still.
•Greg (Demo): Mouse, Rat, fish. Not as in either mouse, rat or fish, but all three. I think like he's having a mental breakdown at all times, and I feel like he just needs a little creature (or three) there for him at all times.
•Fred(Engineer): a baby cow (I don't know how to spell caft). The cow would stick by his side at all times. And the only reason the cow is there, is because it hates being alone.
•Cmedic: Dalmatian. Mainly because I like the theory that he could be the Vet in the comics. I think the Dalmatian was a gift from the others as a pup to Cmedic and it stayed alive even after the contract.
So, I've just remembered that Merasmus was alive during TFC so....
Curses I think the TFC Mercs would get if they annoyed Merasmus!
Cheavy: Every time he gets angry he will catch fire. ( Yes this is in reference to TBTF)
CSpy: His hands are on backwards. Cuz how can you backstab if your hands are backwards, also even if he disgusted his hand will still be on backwards.
Virgil (Csniper): his vision is turned upside down, so his aim just gets f*cked.
Bea(CPyro): Anything she lights on fire turns into ice or water instead. She cannot control wether it's ice or water.
Greg( CScout): he turns into an inconveniently large snal, with the permanent feeling of salt and vinegar getting into a cut in hid mouth. Causing him to lose health because of the cuts and the fact that salt kills snails.
Greg(CDemoman): Anytime someone referse to Scout Greg, he thinks their talking about/to him. Resulting in numoruse awkward 'oh's and silences.
Fred( Cengineer): he has the constant feeling to hug his son. But since Dell is in Texas and Fred isn't, his constant need to hug Dell will never be satisfied. He'll also have the constant feeling of needing to sneaze, but the sneaze will never come.
Ross(CSoldier): His skin is constantly irritated to the war paint on his face, he cannot take off the paint.
CMedic: he is turned into a child with no memory on anything. So he's confused as hell, and cannot heal anyone. He also gets infected by any bio-weapon he uses against the opposite team, with or without his mask.