Tf2 Merasmus - Tumblr Posts
Here have some doodles I did lol
One day
One day I will draw the fucked up wizard in oil
One day ….( when I get my hands on my laptop like tomorrow)
Oiled up Merasmus
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NO
until I learn more anatomy 😋😋😋😋
Merasmus of the day!!
3/8/23 3:14 Government & Economics class
MERASMUS OF THE DAY!!!
3/9/23 8:42 Geometry class
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT MY WIFE!!
scream fortress be like "i've come to make an announcement. soldier tf2 is a bitchass motherfucker, he pissed on my castle, that's right he took his little raccoon furry dick out and he pissed on it, and he said his dick was "this big" and i said that's disgusting. so i'm making a callout post on this hallow's eve, jane doe, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this pumpkin bomb except way smaller and guess what here's what my dong looks like! yeah thisiswhatyouget! my SUPER MAGIC PISS!"
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Not me seeing Merasmus headcanon content in my feed and flipping out because I was literally JUST looking for merasmus content and. Couldn’t find much so I was sad.
I need to step up and do some Merasmus headcanons too, yknow. Before that though, I see someone talking about the lack of gifs? I gotchu!!!
Coming soon: Custom made Merasmus animated gifs! Not screen grabs, the real deal!
Send ideas through any means possible, the more I have the more likely I am to finish them
Of course, all blog rules still apply! No nsfw, suggestive, exclusionist etc etc etc you get the point. I wouldn’t expect it since there’s not a lot you can do in sfm in that regard, but I’ll say it anyway.
Some requests are too complicated to animate or put in gif format! So here’s some things you can send.
Specifications: bust, halfbody, fullbody
Details/animation: turn, blink, expressions, magic, fx, custom textures, background maps or scene builds, interactions with characters, alongside characters, against characters, etc.
Maybe can look like they’re part of a larger animation? Well see. Otherwise will try to make it a crisp image (as crisp as tumblr will allow anyway)
Man, I wish I could do this 😭😭😭
Some cosplay photos from Närcon 🪻✨ 2024 and 2022 I believe (◡ ω ◡) 💕 It's always fun goofing around with the very friendly Tf2 community!
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Good post op
(Also I can doodle him perhaps maybe tomorrow?)
(I need to finish something for a collab first oh shoot I forgot)
(But still... Merasmus...)
(Might do some general headcanons in the meantime or finish one of the Merasmus requests from earlier..!)
Thank you for the Merasmus posts, he needs more love! :]
Heheh thank you! I'd love to do actual art of him one day instead of just rebloggin him, but I'm not very good at drawing (especially old dudes like merasmurray) so. Maybe some day.
Though I can share some headcanons! This is a bit of a common one but I do like to think of him as transmasc
Also, Merasmus sometimes will play DnD with the more willing mercs (after much pushing from Soldier)! He uses his magic to make fun effects and stuff. He isn't happy about it, but he secretly thinks its fun
-And the connective point between worlds must be sustained by a kinetic field suspended inside of both rifts, leading to the divided halves entering stasis and allowing travel- yes! But how to harness the raw energy if this plane prevents Merasmus from even harnessing- no, wait, incorrect... But why then do I...
Oh!
Is- is this thing on?
Yes, it appears to be working fine...
Well, hello, mortals! Long time no see! Merasmus has been busy.
Allow me to fill you in on the details!
Aside from cleaning up blood stains in the carpet, drama and a rather chaotic week, Merasmus has been doing... Other things, on the side.
See, as powerful and mighty a wizard I am, the fact remains that I appear to be... Stuck.
Trapped in a realm known as “Earth.”
There is a reason for this! But Merasmus will sore you the grueling details. All you mortals need to know is that I have yet to find the clues to how magic works on Earth, and it has hindered my progress in getting back home.
Now, I will admit, Merasmus has enjoyed these adventures! A lot, actually! But it is unfamiliar, and Merasmus is very, very scared.
After all, like Merasmus said! There is a reason for my intrusion!
But why am I telling you this..?
Err,
Well,
There’s sounds of shuffling.
I don’t know... What am I doing? There’s no way this will work...
Ahem.
Mortals, I am going to be frank with you.
Whether or not I can make it to the next realm, I require assistance. The channeling of magic, my channeling of magic, has manifested into a situation far beyond my control.
So, I will continue to post suggestions! Serious or not! But please, if you have- if there is any way you know- how this “Earth” works, send Merasmus a letter! Any information- any suggestions- any questions may bring me closer to a new discovery.
Ah, this is getting a bit long, isn’t it.
Farewell, Mortals! Best of luck on your journeys!-
The tape cuts out on the last word.
My fav
i was bored soo... i made some tf2 profile pics! :D
first time making some so they might not be the greatest ones you've ever seen.
matching profile pics:
specifically had @another-delta-lover in mind when making these two... 😔
anyone can use them, you dont have to ask for permission!! just as long as you tag the link to this post so other people can find them! <3
credits for the pngs go to @tf2-pngs
Merasmus is that you???
sitcom about living with a wizard
Merasmus icons requested by @tf2strategist , enjoy your old wizard <3 (or not)
- ᴍᴏᴅ ꜱᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ
“Merasmus the Wizard has come for your soul!” >:P
MERASMUS :0
Wanted to make a poll askin u all who do u think had the most sex with women out of all the mercs and then remembered they all have with a lot bc all of them are butch lesbians
M.I.L.M (Man, I love Merasmus)
These are some TF2 References that I've made! I've also posted them on Twitter If y'all are interested! I hope this helps you draw the mercs a bit easier, I know it's definitely helped me out!!!
Heeey! So, I saw your bird wings posts and I was wondering if you could do it with Merasmus too? I love him to death and there isn’t much content about him. No pressure, answer when you can!
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aaugh, I love him too, so yippee
Merasmus with a winged reader
Oh, this sweet grumpy old man
He’s seen a few things in his lifetime so your wings don’t phase him much
He loves it when you wrap them around him when you cuddle, nuzzling into the softer feathers on the inside
he’ll help you groom them if you ask, but might be a little awkward about it
Very respectful of your boundaries, and will stop touching them at the slightest hint of discomfort
For some reason I think he’d also like to kiss them?? Sorry, idk I’m running out of ideas a little-
I think he might also collect some of the feathers you shed and admire them in secret
Ugh, my sweet grumpy old wizard guy.
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based on vine from that vid