Thank You For Gracing Us With More Desert Duo Content Via Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Have another incorrect quotes dump but it's just the desert boys

Grian: Can I have some? Scar, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

Scar: My gender is in a constant state of flux.

Grian: I drink to forget but I always remember. Scar: You're drinking orange juice.

Scar: Hand me the people opener. Grian: ... Grian: Pardon? Scar, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me! Grian, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Scar: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Grian: Knife. It's called a knife.

Grian: If there’s one thing I learned from Scar, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

Scar: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who. Grian: Voldemort? Scar: No. Grian: Is it Voldemort? Scar: It's not Voldemort. Grian: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.

Scar: Tell them to eat shit, Grian. Grian: Tell them yourself. Scar: Eat shit, asshole. Fall of your horse.

Grian: Scar? What are you doing here? Scar, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.

Grian: State your name, rank, and intention. Scar: Scar, Scar, fun.

Grian, throwing a pokeball at Scar: Scar, I choose you! Scar, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Grian: It’s too early in the morning for this. *sent at 11:57 AM*

Scar: My back hurts. Grian, walking into the room: Take the spine out.

Grian: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi! Scar: Hey- what are you doing-? Grian, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space :D

*Scar is reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book* Grian, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that? Scar: Well, Emily’s love for him grew, and so did he. Grian: Well, your dog is pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh? Scar, angrily shutting their book: YOU’RE SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?!?!

Grian: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense. Scar: I’ve got plenty of common sense! Scar: I just choose to ignore it.