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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Eliza: Did it hurt when you fell- Roman: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Eliza: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Roman: ... Eliza: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Roman: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. Eliza: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Eliza: I made tea. Roman: I don't want tea. Eliza: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Roman: Then why did you tell me? Eliza: It's a conversation starter. Roman: It's a horrible conversation starter. Eliza: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Roman: If I die, you can have what little I own. Eliza: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Roman: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Eliza: Eliza: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

Eliza: *shatters a window and climbs through it* Eliza: *turns around and helps Roman through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Roman. Roman: Okay.

Eliza: You use humor to deflect your trauma. Roman: Awww, thanks- Eliza: That’s not a good thing. Roman: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.