That Ash Deserves To Be Hated - Tumblr Posts
to be fair, ‘ash tyler’ deserved to be ahted by the guy who likes everyone.
I will never get over how hysterical it is that Christopher Pike gets along with E V E R Y B O D Y
But NOT Ash Tyler, he’s just, he’s just that one fuckin guy, I mean, for real.
Tilly: *has a meltdown because of the angry mushroom who looks like a dead middle schooler in her head*
Pike: Eh it’s okay people get nervous, no biggie ☺️
Saru: *let’s two officers fight in the mess hall*
Pike: Just don’t let it happen again ok? 😅😮💨😁
Burnham: *does crazy risky shit, is just her intense ass self in general*
Pike: You’ll make a great captain, you and your brother are gonna give this captain an ulcer from constantly scaring the shit out of me but it’s fine! 😌
Mirror!Georgiou: *casually talks about murder and genocide and things like it’s super chill*
Pike: I don’t trust you, but I’ll get Michael to babysit, mirrorverse who? 😉
Ash Tyler: *breathes*
Pike: Oh my God shut the fuck UP Tyler, ugggggh I hate your face and Section 31 SO MUCH 😒🙄😡🖕🏻😒🙄😤😫😩😮💨