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gibes Disarray!suns a big ol smooch. Because why not

"um..thank you...?"

I know that most of the kids r coupled up now but what would Bruce's reaction be if one of them started dating someone who was non-binary like.

Batkid: B, I'm dating someone new

Bruce *pulling out the numbers*: okay, kid, give me good news.

Batkid: ...non-binary

Bruce *realising that he's got an entire category with nowt* ...[Beep]

Bruce would definitely bluescreen for a hot minute lol

Since Damian is the only single one of the kids so far, I'm just imagining Dami telling Bruce. I don't think he would have to explain non-binary thankfully, I feel like Bruce is pretty "hip" and up-to-date with this stuff.

But after he finishes bluescreening, he'd probably just give a really long sigh of disappointment. Damian would kinda worry for a sec thinking he's not approving and Bruce would have to reassure him he DOES approve, it's just that numbers will NEVER number now.

Bruce would reassure both Damian and his partner though he accepts them and would just never mention his numbers again bc thinking about it would hurt him.

(his only hope would be that he's had enough grandkids and great-grandkids who identify as some type of 'other' to make it up to be its own competing category)