The Can Destroy Everything And Everyone If They Wanted - Tumblr Posts

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OH MY GOD,,,,, they are so fucking stupid your honer Asta🤝Mars -> Flattening mountains for "the good of there kingdoms" (they are doing it for shits and giggles and to see who can do it faster)

Meanwhile, Yuno and Lolopechka are one step away form going at it like wild cat but Ichika is so teird of everyone's bullshit, that's why she didn't go after Asta and Mars

And to think Lolopechka is their impulse control-

Asta: So how do we get through this?

Yuno, Lolo and Ichika thinking:

Mars pulling out dynamite: :3 Kaboom

Lolo: Mars as much as I love it no, there is a more... quiet way to do this

-Later-

Lolo: Well there's only one way to get through this

Mars: KABOOM???

Ichika patting Mars on the back: Yes Mars, kaboom

Yuno: I have a bad feeling abt this

Asta: Nah if Lolo says it's ok where fineeee

Yuno: ok point taken

Yuno: Admin it!! You don't have any idea where we are!

Lolo:... Oh shut up ofc I know where we are!

Yuno: Really.

Lolo:

Yuno:

Ichika: Ok enough, your acting like children, we can't figure out a way back to the others if you kill each other before the hunters even find us.

Yuno: alright.

Lolo: Fine.

Ichika: Ok now we're the fuck could thos two fools be-

*Somewhere in the distance there is a loud explosion and Asta and Mars can be head laughing*

Ichika:

Yuno:

Lolo: look like we have our work cut out for us

They are stupid pls send help

Ichika: So... should we stay lost or...

Yuno: stay lost?

Lolo: *Nodding head* Stay lost.

-Elsewhere-

Asta, looking at the newly flattened mountain: This should be enough for a new farm with the soil from clover I'm bringing in right?

Mars, also looking at the newly flattened mountain: Yes, but why stop here? *Gestures to the entire mountain range next to them*

Asta: *Hauls Demon-Slayer onto his shoulder while laughing* I like the way you think!