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time to ramble about fic ideas again

You ever get the urge to just write absolute trash? Just completely self-indulgent, what-the-fuck-audience-is-this even-for bullshit?

Do the gremlins in your head ever tell you, "Hey. Hey human. Write a Pinky and the Brain fic that's an AU that somehow combines the old Animaniacs, the spinoff, and the reboot. Make it about Julia and Brain being married and Pinky being the side piece, and Brain and Pinky have to keep their relationship a secret. Then Pinky gets pregnant with Brain's mouse pups because cartoon biology and Brain moves Pinky into a room in their house because he feels guilty, but they still have to keep it on the DL.

"Then Brain, the mad lad, actually goes and takes over the world and moves both his family with Julia and his family with Pinky into the same castle. Brain rules until he dies of old age, then one of his kids takes over (probably not Romy; he's too busy being a ventriloquist). And at the funeral, everyone's all sad and Julia says, 'I know about your affair with Brain and I'm fine with it.'"

Because that's what they tell me.