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Just watched the Mario movie, and not to be dramatic, but i left the theater craving a healthy enemies to lovers relationship with jack blacks bowser, specifically the kind where bowser kidnaps me as a statement of love but upon me rejecting him, he keeps me locked up in his castle beauty and the beast style, and after several weeks of sarcasm and pointed remarks, we slowly get closer by realizing we have more in common than we thought (eg. the love of piano, but im flexable). Hate turns to friendship turns to love, with me coming to terms that im a legal furry in love with a turtle, and bowser grows to love me on an emotional level rather than just physical. Once we confess our feelings to each other, things will slowly grow more intimate, very slowly as bowser better understands our physical differences, and becomes anxious of the idea of hurting me in the bedroom. As I start to become an official consort, I will start to join castle business, not because I have too, but for a genuine want of helping the kupa kingdom, and bowser absolutly loves it. Eventually, we’ll have a fight, and being mutually angry, I threaten to leave, and bowser actually lets me, with a “If you really hate me that much, just leave!” And I do, and before we know it, we both regret our words and realize our mistakes. Bowser panics with the knowledge that he found the one person who has actually truly loved him, and he let them go. But before he can destroy every kingdom in his quest to find me again, Im back at the castle door, returning because I want to. We make up, there are tears, and once emotions stabilize, bowser gets on one knee and proposes like he did all that time ago. No theatrics, no threats, just him opening his heart and asking me to join him. I say yes without hesitation, and the joy in both of us turn into passion, leading us to the bedroom to finally experience that closeness we were missing. Bowser is a kind lover, trying his best to be gentle despite his animalistic nature. Things go well, and before we know it, I’m pregnant with Bowser Junior, taking us both by surprise. We get the wedding planned despite the pregnancy shock, and next comes the baby. Of course there will be drama with the fact that I would likely die in childbirth, but we deal with it together.

So yeah, the movie was ok