The Mario Movie - Tumblr Posts
nah cuz y is this becoming me after that second trailer
I’ve been a toe away from entering the rabbit hole and I feel like someting’s gonna push me in real soon
"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"
"MARIO IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, HE PULLED HIS FUCKING PLUMBER PANTS DOWN, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE! AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS 'this-a big!' AND I SAID 'THAT'S DISGUSTING!'"
"SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM: MARIO, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS MUSHROOM EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!"
(explosion)
"YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, ALL SPIKES ALL SCALES! LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!"
"HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER FIRE PISS!"
"EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. I'M GONNA GO BIGGER. I'M PISSING ON BROOKLYN!"
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, PLUMBER BROS?! I PISSED ON BROOKLYN, YOU IDIOTS!"
"YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING CITY! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU, TOO!"
It's so sad that a literal Illumination movie pays more acknowledgement to the forgotten gems (Kid Icarus and FZero) than their literal creators (Nintendo.)
Behind the scenes of the brothers bedroom!! Hehehe, I like the FZero poster
I watched the movie
I liked it.
in my opinion casting jack black as the voice of bowser ALMOST makes up for the horrible mistake of chris pratt even being in the movie.
Just watched the Mario movie, and not to be dramatic, but i left the theater craving a healthy enemies to lovers relationship with jack blacks bowser, specifically the kind where bowser kidnaps me as a statement of love but upon me rejecting him, he keeps me locked up in his castle beauty and the beast style, and after several weeks of sarcasm and pointed remarks, we slowly get closer by realizing we have more in common than we thought (eg. the love of piano, but im flexable). Hate turns to friendship turns to love, with me coming to terms that im a legal furry in love with a turtle, and bowser grows to love me on an emotional level rather than just physical. Once we confess our feelings to each other, things will slowly grow more intimate, very slowly as bowser better understands our physical differences, and becomes anxious of the idea of hurting me in the bedroom. As I start to become an official consort, I will start to join castle business, not because I have too, but for a genuine want of helping the kupa kingdom, and bowser absolutly loves it. Eventually, we’ll have a fight, and being mutually angry, I threaten to leave, and bowser actually lets me, with a “If you really hate me that much, just leave!” And I do, and before we know it, we both regret our words and realize our mistakes. Bowser panics with the knowledge that he found the one person who has actually truly loved him, and he let them go. But before he can destroy every kingdom in his quest to find me again, Im back at the castle door, returning because I want to. We make up, there are tears, and once emotions stabilize, bowser gets on one knee and proposes like he did all that time ago. No theatrics, no threats, just him opening his heart and asking me to join him. I say yes without hesitation, and the joy in both of us turn into passion, leading us to the bedroom to finally experience that closeness we were missing. Bowser is a kind lover, trying his best to be gentle despite his animalistic nature. Things go well, and before we know it, I’m pregnant with Bowser Junior, taking us both by surprise. We get the wedding planned despite the pregnancy shock, and next comes the baby. Of course there will be drama with the fact that I would likely die in childbirth, but we deal with it together.
So yeah, the movie was ok
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