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salt-water-sable

3 years ago

If anyone hasn’t spent a Friday night binging shitty free B-Movies on Amazon prime I cannot recommend it enough. You scroll through the “more like this” rabbit hole far enough and find some real gems, take such classics as “Buba the Redneck Werewolf” or “Attack of the Killer Doughnuts” although I will recommend ”The Velocipastor” simply for the fact that the first scene has several shots that cut to text reading “VFX car on fire” in the place of any visuals.

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b movie the velocipastor attackofthekillerdoughnuts bubatheredneckwerewolf llamageddon The fact that the plot of the velocipastor climaxes with a drug cartel trying to get a people addicted to drugs so they go to church? absolute gold half of these plots are better than anything I’ve seen in the past year well not better but more original

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islandofarson

3 months ago

Go watch The VelociPastor guys 10/10 worst movie I've ever seen it's so fucking funny how bad it is

Talking to you @the26thletterofthealphabet

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the velocipastor help how does one make a movie that bad yet that good

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islandofarson

3 months ago

"VFX: Car on fire"

Go watch The VelociPastor guys 10/10 worst movie I've ever seen it's so fucking funny how bad it is

Talking to you @the26thletterofthealphabet

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the velocipastor so good 10/10 great visual effects

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islandofarson

3 months ago

Go watch The VelociPastor guys 10/10 worst movie I've ever seen it's so fucking funny how bad it is

Talking to you @the26thletterofthealphabet

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Drive for a montage and wow you're in China Random person bleeding out ask them “are you hurt?” Of course the only thing the random hooker doctor lawyer has in her closet is a tiny little orange dress definitely nothing bigger the velocipastor

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rjavenuru

1 year ago

Some Altair art. I have this idea stuck in my head that he is always a little dewy eyed because the darkness of the demon world haunts him.

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aurelio voltaire thespian cryptid exorcist altaïr velocipastor the velocipastor goth goth aesthetic dewy eyed a mind full of darkness and a haunted smile

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rjavenuru

5 months ago

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silly meme memes spooky stuff aurelio voltaire gregory james cohan the velocipastor main objective: survive summer

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amalgamate-exe

3 months ago

The velocipastor soundtrack has no right to be that good

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the velocipastor shitty movie horse no refrence photo

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stalebagels

10 months ago

Made this in the discord and I don't think it will make sense to anyone else besides me and like maybe three other people 💀

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i laughed out loud to myself creating this thing the velocipastor peak cinema stephen colbert Jon Stewart jimmy kimmel john oliver conan o'brien Craig Ferguson last week tonight the daily show the daily show with jon stewart the jon stewart show jimmy kimmel live the late late show conan team coco conan o'brien needs a friend meme late night

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