The Worst Choice Is The Pistol - Tumblr Posts
Okay but I can see it
Helena - machete - like the comment above. It's a pretty smart choice because depending on the island it can be used to kill animals, cut down vegetation, a weapon for any hostiles, and it just needs to be maintained. Good for survival.
Dick - a SatPhone. The most practical. It will get a call to someone and him out of there the quickest. He isn't there to survive he is there to get out as quick as possible. He knows a lot of people that could fly to his location and get him.
Tim - Steph. He was overthrowing it a bit and could have probably of choosen something that was more practical, but one and off throughout canon Steph has been close with Tim. Also there was the time that he would have literally died if not for Steph, so you know it's kinda sweet. Also having two people working together in some cases can up the chance of survival, because there are some things easier done with two people.
Steph - The TARDIS. Get them out of there quickly for sure. I don't have any other comments on it though.
Babs- Laptop fully charged. Depends on if island is connected to a network or if her laptop is tricked out with Sat stuff (honestly probably is). Practical and will get her out of there, if not than there could have been a better item.
Jason - Pistol. As comment says above that has between 8 to 18 rounds and he didn't ask for reloads. Could be used as a Blunt instrument but seriously could have choosen a lot better of an item.
This Agents of SHIELD scene is Bat Family coded to me

Who’s getting out alive?