Theft Vore - Tumblr Posts

It had been a long day at the bank. You had only worked there for the last couple months, but had already made more than all your college jobs combined. To celebrate that milestone you had used your newfound saving to get a brand new bright Orange mustang. It had been your dream, and there you have it, at just 25. You picked it up rather unceremoniously the night prior from the dealership and had only driven it to home and then to work in the morning. Though traffic meant you didn’t break 10 mph the whole gruel to work, you somehow didn’t mind. It was a Friday and you’d finally earned a long weekend with your new sports car.

Walking out there’s a hot pair of sunglasses standing next to your beauty.

“That yours?”

“Yeah, just got it yesterday!”

“I always wanted a mustang. This is my first chance to get one new.”

That response seemed a bit odd, but you decide to give the dealer’s info

There’s a flash and the weirdest sensation comes over you. It takes a moment, but you realize why you had to get a hefty life insurance policy before getting the car.

Uh dude, I can see your bulge from here. I know if I so much as slow down you’re gonna stuff me down your gullet and drive off with my car before I can ask his destination. Nice try, but your next meal’s gonna have to be someone a little more naive.

Sweet ride and a filling snack! Nice deal!