Theme Park Lore - Tumblr Posts
I love being a theme park lore hunter/in the theme park lore fandom, because the different tones of different parks are always so funny to me.
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Alton Towers Lore: SECRET WEAPONS!!! MIND CONTROL!!! POWER OF THE TOWERS!!! ALIEN CREATURE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!!! THE VOID ITSELF!!! FOREST CULTS!!!
Kings Island Lore: YOU SEE THOSE ROLLER COASTERS OVER THERE??? THEY’RE ACTUALLY PARANORMAL HOTSPOTS!!! THERE’S MONSTERS LURKING IN THE WOODS OF RIVERTOWN!!! THERE’S AN EXTINCTION-LEVEL METEOR STORM COMING SOON!!! ALIEN ABDUCTIONS!!! THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU!!!
Holiday World Lore: The magic storm bird helped the nice colonists to America! The Halloween section might canonically be Sleepy Hallow! Grandma Gracy ran out of her award-winning thanksgiving gravy & you have to help her make more! Good Gravy might be a company apparently??? And they sell crayons??? We really like birds! Did we mention that we like birds?
Me 🤝 using the Wayback Machine to access pretty much the entire teaser campaign of Thunderbird at Holiday World
(Psst! The link you'd need to put in is "http://www.holidayworld.com/66days/" if you want to see it for yourself!)