
Call me Disaster! - any pronouns - 🇺🇸 - resident theme park lore person - Kings Island is my home park - I do post about things that aren't theme parks sometimes, I promise - I tend to ramble in the tags - asks are always open!
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I know I joked about making an ask blog in the tags of the "Wiggly's stuck in the White" AU (which I'm officially dubbing "Into the White") post I made yesterday, but like-
Would anyone be interested in me actually making one? I feel like he'd be a fun character to rp as lol
New AU idea where Wiggly's brothers get pissed off with him and end up beating him up and banishing him to the White, and now (much to his dismay) he has to reconcile with Webby.
I want Wiggly being absolutely pathetic, moping about and feeling sorry for himself while Webby just stares at him and goes "Get up you fucking dumbass, you look like an idiot."
John finally working up the courage to shoot Wilbur during an encounter only for him to laugh the bullet wound off and stand there with half his face missing. Imagine the state, tentacles crawling in his face, his laugh, knowing John's gonna have that image burnt into his mind forever. God I love Wilbur body horror.
Sorry if I get a little lethargic with posts both on here & on my rp accounts. My dog just got diagnosed with cancer & I'm working on processing that.
As someone who's been minorly hyperfixating on cephalopods (specifically cuttlefish with a hint of octopus) for the past 3 days as a result of Hatchetfield/Wiggly, one of my favorite things is looking at videos of them doing random stuff (goofy or otherwise) and going, "Yeah, Wiggly would do that."
I need people to give me their Lords in Black (+ Webby) headcanons so bad. MY BRAIN CRAVES MORE CONTENT-
New headcanon that through the power of Ruth's general horniness and Richie's involvement in no doubt multiple anime fandoms, the two of them 100% conspire together during lunch and come up with ship names for people.
KINGS ISLAND LORE MASTERPOST!!!
(Post last updated 9/29/2024)
KI lore intro & ATLAS Substation Overview Map
Project X Initiative
"Beast Day" Implications (more of a short ramble than a full lore post, but I thought it'd be good to put in anyway)
Mystic Timbers Timeline

Ted dying is every timeline is Pete’s own bastard box


Good news! Siren's Curse is a woman! Feminism win!!!
Knowing that Ted keeps his identification in his back pocket in TGWDLM means that it is entirely possible that the homeless man still has his ID card. Though, I believe if someone were to find it somehow, both the name and picture would be incredibly faded and scratched out just as extra proof that he will always just be the homeless man.
No, because as a fellow person with synesthesia every time I read Tinky's name I think of the colors orange and yellow & I vaguely smell goats at a petting zoo and caesar salad dressing
synesthesia is so weird because tell me why I can vividly smell Caramel and burnt sugar whenever someone mentions T’noy Karaxis
I absolutely adore this idea lmao
Do you think the modern-day members of the Church of the Stary Children meet up? Like, imagine that you think someone's a devout Christian because they go to church every week, when in reality they go to a weekly gathering in the Witchwood to worship dark gods lol
Do you think the modern-day members of the Church of the Stary Children meet up? Like, imagine that you think someone's a devout Christian because they go to church every week, when in reality they go to a weekly gathering in the Witchwood to worship dark gods lol
I did it. -> @spankoffskithroughspace
I made the Space Bastard AU!Peter ask blog lol
*sigh*
Yo, does anyone out there have a good photo of Peter Spankoffski that I can use as a profile photo? I've caved and decided to make the Space Bastard!Pete ask blog lol
(Also if anyone has any banner recommendations for it that would be greatly appreciated-)
You know, one of my favorite random details in Time Bastard is that the whole "Somehow you've been touched by Tinky" line from Executive Kilgore is accurate, as during Ted's nightmare wedding vision, Tinky picks him up by the jacket before delivering the "I'm coming for your ass, Teddy Bear!" line. He was literally touched by Tinky, as in the two came into genuine physical contact! Idk why that gives me so much joy lol
Welp, you know what time it is!
Time to rewatch/relisten to all Time Bastard again so I can hyper-analyze all of Tinky's dialogue!
There's a part of my brain that's trying to get me to make an ask blog for my Space Bastard AU!Pete, but I don't know if I should actually do it or not-
This may just be the aroace in me, but there's something about the dynamic of queerplatonic macnacross that just speaks to me, you know?
I want to grab Wilbur Cross with one hand and shake him around like a dog toy I love him so much-