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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #22
Zombies vs The Prefect
Ace, Deuce and Grim, wanting to prove themselves as powerful mages ended up summoning the dead and now they’re in danger
Grim: Ace, Deuce isn’t there some spell that can defeat zombies?!
Ace: No! I don’t know any spells that would defeat them!
Deuce: This can’t be happening. We wanted to prove ourselves so badly that we ended up putting everyone in danger. We’re so toast it’s all our fault and no one can save us!
Suddenly a zombie grabs Grim by his arm and raises him up to its face
Grim (Scared): No! Y/N, I’m sorry!
Deuce and Ace: GRIM!!
Grim (Screaming): Y/N!! HELP ME!! (Tears form in his eyes)
Just as the Zombie was about to bite Grim, it’s head gets smashed off from a baseball bat, and as it falls over, a certain somebody’s foot crushes the Zombies head, revealing Y/N who is covered in questionable liquid, clothes ripped and messy and has a few bruises on her face
Y/N (Panting): You three. Attic. NOW!
Deuce, Ace and Grim: Y-Y/N..?!
Y/N (Pissed): I said NOW!!!
Y/N (At the zombies): All right you undead jerks, you ready to die twice?! (Begins bashing and smashing every zombies head in that gets close)
Deuce, Grim and Ace (Running up the Ramshackle’s staircase towards the attic with Y/N right behind them):
Y/N: The only monster in this school who can harass my stupid friends and my stupid cat monster is ME! Take that! (Hits more zombies) And THAT!
Deuce: Shouldn’t we help Y/N?!
Ace: I think the Zombies are a much safer option than to disobey Y/N right now!
Y/N (At the stairs): Beat it, no-eyes! (Hits more zombies)
As Y/N smashes her bat into one of the Zombies’ mouth, they snatch it from her and break it in half, which she retaliates by punching it’s jaw with Brass Knuckles
Y/N (Becomes absolutely feral): ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE?!? (Begins to punch every Zombie’s face in that get in close)
Y/N then begins to run up the stairs and shoves the grandfather clock down the stairs, harming and blocking the staircase
Deuce, Ace and Grim (Shut the door behind them, only to hear banging on it):
Ace, Deuce and Grim begin to back away from the door in fear, only for it to open to reveal Y/N
Y/N (Coughing): Oh! Ow! (Bending down) Everything hurts
Grim: Y/N, that was amazing!
The Housewardens were about to intervene, until they saw and heard Y/N, then realized it would be better to stay back otherwise they might get hit by the wrath of the Prefect
Bonus:
Epel: GET ‘EM Y/N!! SHOW NO MERCY!!
Floyd: Shrimpy is a lot more interesting than I realized!