Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #22

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #22

Zombies vs The Prefect

Ace, Deuce and Grim, wanting to prove themselves as powerful mages ended up summoning the dead and now they’re in danger

Grim: Ace, Deuce isn’t there some spell that can defeat zombies?!

Ace: No! I don’t know any spells that would defeat them!

Deuce: This can’t be happening. We wanted to prove ourselves so badly that we ended up putting everyone in danger. We’re so toast it’s all our fault and no one can save us!

Suddenly a zombie grabs Grim by his arm and raises him up to its face

Grim (Scared): No! Y/N, I’m sorry!

Deuce and Ace: GRIM!!

Grim (Screaming): Y/N!! HELP ME!! (Tears form in his eyes)

Just as the Zombie was about to bite Grim, it’s head gets smashed off from a baseball bat, and as it falls over, a certain somebody’s foot crushes the Zombies head, revealing Y/N who is covered in questionable liquid, clothes ripped and messy and has a few bruises on her face

Y/N (Panting): You three. Attic. NOW!

Deuce, Ace and Grim: Y-Y/N..?!

Y/N (Pissed): I said NOW!!!

Y/N (At the zombies): All right you undead jerks, you ready to die twice?! (Begins bashing and smashing every zombies head in that gets close)

Deuce, Grim and Ace (Running up the Ramshackle’s staircase towards the attic with Y/N right behind them):

Y/N: The only monster in this school who can harass my stupid friends and my stupid cat monster is ME! Take that! (Hits more zombies) And THAT!

Deuce: Shouldn’t we help Y/N?!

Ace: I think the Zombies are a much safer option than to disobey Y/N right now!

Y/N (At the stairs): Beat it, no-eyes! (Hits more zombies)

As Y/N smashes her bat into one of the Zombies’ mouth, they snatch it from her and break it in half, which she retaliates by punching it’s jaw with Brass Knuckles

Y/N (Becomes absolutely feral): ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE?!? (Begins to punch every Zombie’s face in that get in close)

Y/N then begins to run up the stairs and shoves the grandfather clock down the stairs, harming and blocking the staircase

Deuce, Ace and Grim (Shut the door behind them, only to hear banging on it):

Ace, Deuce and Grim begin to back away from the door in fear, only for it to open to reveal Y/N

Y/N (Coughing): Oh! Ow! (Bending down) Everything hurts

Grim: Y/N, that was amazing!

The Housewardens were about to intervene, until they saw and heard Y/N, then realized it would be better to stay back otherwise they might get hit by the wrath of the Prefect

Bonus:

Epel: GET ‘EM Y/N!! SHOW NO MERCY!!

Floyd: Shrimpy is a lot more interesting than I realized!

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #25

Thrud vs Thor

Thrud is trying to prove to Thor that he’s her Father, and what better way than to prove it is by having a Drinking Contest?

Thrud (Slams door open): Thor, I challenge you to a drinking contest!

All Norse Gods (Gasps in shock):

Loki: Ha! And what makes you think you can hold your own with the likes of Thor?

Thrud: Because I’m his daughter! And I’m tough! I made it halfway through Mean Girls!

Loki (Summons a few barrels full of meed): As we say in Asgard, ‘Drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our livers and kills us!’ (Pours two mugs full of Meed for Thor and Thrud to drink)

Huginn: I got 20 on the muscular one!

Huginn/Muninn (Smug): Which ones’ the muscular one? (Both begin to laugh histaricaly)

A few Hours Later

Surrounding both Thor and Thrud is dozens upon dozens of empty mugs and barrels, both are heavily drunk

Thrud (Gibberish): Why can’t you just accept that your my father?

Thor (Gibberish): Why can’t you be good looking, like most Norse Goddesses?

Thrud (Gibberish): Actually, I’m quite typical. Most Norse Goddesses look nothing like they’re portrayed in Norse Lore. In fact, muscles is the most common trait in all of the gods, chiefly due to how we were born, it’s just my case, mine are much bigger for some reason, and it’s because of your genes

Thor (Gibberish): ??????????? (Tries to go for another swing of his alcohol, only to end up falling over unconscious)

Thrud (Chugs the mug of her alcohol, then falls onto the table, breaking it to splinters and falls right next to Thor, unconscious as well):

Bonus:

Raiden and Y/N (Both simultaneously stand up looking angry/pissed): Who dares talk shit about our sexy/sweet boo…?

This is based upon Norse Mythology where Thrud is Thor’s daughter…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #16

Adam the Best Father

Adam’s only 2 regrets before the Fall was when he wasn’t there to protect Eve from the Serpent and when she and Y/N were alone on Trail about the Apple without him there to protect them

Adam (To Y/N about his regrets): I’m sorry I wasn’t a better father

Wednesday!Y/N: Could we please do without the overt display of emotion?

Adam (Nods): Yes, of course, I know they make you feel uncomfortable

Wednesday!Y/N: How many fathers hand their daughter a fencing blade when she’s 5 years old?

Adam (Proudly): Your saber strokes were an essay in perfection

Wednesday!Y/N: Or teach her to swim with sharks?

Adam: They found you as cold-blooded as I do

Wednesday!Y/N: The right way to flay the Serpent?

Adam: He really did taste like chicken when prepared properly

Wednesday!Y/N: The point I’m trying to make is you taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason why I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself

Wednesday!Y/N: So as far as fatherhood goes, I would say you’ve been more than adequate

Adam (Deep breath): Gracias, Y/N…

Eve, Cain, Able, Valkyrie Sisters, Human Fighters and Brunhilde (Who heard this conversation):

The Gods (Who heard this conversation):

Adam taught Y/N how to be strong to not only protect her family, but also herself

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #20

Y/N Swings

Y/N (Happily): I swing both ways~!

Y/N (Serious): Violently. With a bat

Y/N (Has her Valkyrie Partner turn into a baseball bat to bash some heads in): COME GET SOME MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Thor and Lu Bu (Both very interested): Hi

Adam:

Feral Y/N is something I definitely like now

Record of Ragnarok Meme #1

Child!Y/N and Loki

I hope I did this right

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #12

Wednesday Y/N and Cain with Baby Able

Y/N who is 12 years old, roped Cain who is 8 years old, into doing an experiment with their newborn baby brother Able, for Science, so they’re on top of a tall building

Wednesday Y/N (Holding Able): Cain, the baby weights 10 pounds, the cannonball weights 20 pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?

Cain: I’m still on fractions

Wednesday Y/N: Which do you think?

Cain (Unsure): The cannonball?

Wednesday Y/N: Very good. But which one will bounce?

Cain (Thinking): The baby?

Wednesday Y/N: There’s only one way to find out (Holds Able out in front of her) Ready?

Y/N is holding Able out to drop him while Cain is holding out the cannonball to drop as well

Wednesday Y/N: 1…. 2….

Wednesday Y/N and Cain: 3…! (Both let go of Able and the cannonball at the same time)

Meanwhile… at the same time right under them

Adam (To Eve): What a glorious evening…

Eve (Smiling): Oh Adam…

Adam (Suddenly opens the window and catches a falling Able, turns around and looks at Eve with a shocked look): My love…

Eve (Surprised): Oh dear!

Meanwhile, the cannonball hits Odin on his head, making him grunt in annoyance while his crows are freaking out where the cannonball even came from