Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #22

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #22

Zombies vs The Prefect

Ace, Deuce and Grim, wanting to prove themselves as powerful mages ended up summoning the dead and now they’re in danger

Grim: Ace, Deuce isn’t there some spell that can defeat zombies?!

Ace: No! I don’t know any spells that would defeat them!

Deuce: This can’t be happening. We wanted to prove ourselves so badly that we ended up putting everyone in danger. We’re so toast it’s all our fault and no one can save us!

Suddenly a zombie grabs Grim by his arm and raises him up to its face

Grim (Scared): No! Y/N, I’m sorry!

Deuce and Ace: GRIM!!

Grim (Screaming): Y/N!! HELP ME!! (Tears form in his eyes)

Just as the Zombie was about to bite Grim, it’s head gets smashed off from a baseball bat, and as it falls over, a certain somebody’s foot crushes the Zombies head, revealing Y/N who is covered in questionable liquid, clothes ripped and messy and has a few bruises on her face

Y/N (Panting): You three. Attic. NOW!

Deuce, Ace and Grim: Y-Y/N..?!

Y/N (Pissed): I said NOW!!!

Y/N (At the zombies): All right you undead jerks, you ready to die twice?! (Begins bashing and smashing every zombies head in that gets close)

Deuce, Grim and Ace (Running up the Ramshackle’s staircase towards the attic with Y/N right behind them):

Y/N: The only monster in this school who can harass my stupid friends and my stupid cat monster is ME! Take that! (Hits more zombies) And THAT!

Deuce: Shouldn’t we help Y/N?!

Ace: I think the Zombies are a much safer option than to disobey Y/N right now!

Y/N (At the stairs): Beat it, no-eyes! (Hits more zombies)

As Y/N smashes her bat into one of the Zombies’ mouth, they snatch it from her and break it in half, which she retaliates by punching it’s jaw with Brass Knuckles

Y/N (Becomes absolutely feral): ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE?!? (Begins to punch every Zombie’s face in that get in close)

Y/N then begins to run up the stairs and shoves the grandfather clock down the stairs, harming and blocking the staircase

Deuce, Ace and Grim (Shut the door behind them, only to hear banging on it):

Ace, Deuce and Grim begin to back away from the door in fear, only for it to open to reveal Y/N

Y/N (Coughing): Oh! Ow! (Bending down) Everything hurts

Grim: Y/N, that was amazing!

The Housewardens were about to intervene, until they saw and heard Y/N, then realized it would be better to stay back otherwise they might get hit by the wrath of the Prefect

Bonus:

Epel: GET ‘EM Y/N!! SHOW NO MERCY!!

Floyd: Shrimpy is a lot more interesting than I realized!

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #15

Y/N on Earth!

Menace!Y/N: This is our planet.. Planet Earth, it’s a planet I’m literally on right now. And unless your watching this on a long-haul flight or while falling off a building, chances are, you are too

Menace!Y/N: This is the incredible story of how humankind transformed our world from being a load of pointless nature like this (Gestures to a forest) to full of modern things like this (Gestures to a city), and how we did it using nothing more and it’s hands

Menace!Y/N: …And it’s imagination, and also tools, and electricity, and the internet

Menace!Y/N: It’s a journey that will take me across to very corner of the globe mortal and travel restrictions would be allowed by the gods

Menace!Y/N: Getting up close to our species’ most stunning achievements (looking at a painting, a naked statue and a Theater showing ‘The Lion King’)

Menace!Y/N: And I’ll be asking questions… (Looks at Loki) Who are you?

Menace!Y/N: To the gods, the leading academics, clevernauts and expertists, who will help me unlock the mystery of human civilization

Menace!Y/N: Why do they say it’s a mystery how the pyramids were built when it’s obviously just big bricks in a triangle?

The Gods:

Menace!Y/N: This is not just the story of the planet we live on. This is the story of the world we live on. Or both

Menace!Y/N: So join me, Y/N L/N, for a landmark look at the world we built together

Menace!Y/N (Dramatically): This is Y/N on Earth!

Adam+Valkyrie Sisters and Human Fighters:

Menace!Y/N is about to ruin the Gods whole career

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #25

Thrud vs Thor

Thrud is trying to prove to Thor that he’s her Father, and what better way than to prove it is by having a Drinking Contest?

Thrud (Slams door open): Thor, I challenge you to a drinking contest!

All Norse Gods (Gasps in shock):

Loki: Ha! And what makes you think you can hold your own with the likes of Thor?

Thrud: Because I’m his daughter! And I’m tough! I made it halfway through Mean Girls!

Loki (Summons a few barrels full of meed): As we say in Asgard, ‘Drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our livers and kills us!’ (Pours two mugs full of Meed for Thor and Thrud to drink)

Huginn: I got 20 on the muscular one!

Huginn/Muninn (Smug): Which ones’ the muscular one? (Both begin to laugh histaricaly)

A few Hours Later

Surrounding both Thor and Thrud is dozens upon dozens of empty mugs and barrels, both are heavily drunk

Thrud (Gibberish): Why can’t you just accept that your my father?

Thor (Gibberish): Why can’t you be good looking, like most Norse Goddesses?

Thrud (Gibberish): Actually, I’m quite typical. Most Norse Goddesses look nothing like they’re portrayed in Norse Lore. In fact, muscles is the most common trait in all of the gods, chiefly due to how we were born, it’s just my case, mine are much bigger for some reason, and it’s because of your genes

Thor (Gibberish): ??????????? (Tries to go for another swing of his alcohol, only to end up falling over unconscious)

Thrud (Chugs the mug of her alcohol, then falls onto the table, breaking it to splinters and falls right next to Thor, unconscious as well):

Bonus:

Raiden and Y/N (Both simultaneously stand up looking angry/pissed): Who dares talk shit about our sexy/sweet boo…?

This is based upon Norse Mythology where Thrud is Thor’s daughter…

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #23

A THOTful Friend

Malleus: Lilia, what does ‘Thot’ mean? I heard Idia say it in passing

Lilia (Smirking): It means… a thoughtful and kind person… Especially towards a really close friend…

Malleus (Smiles): Ah, I see now…

At the VSD

Y/N: Thank you for fixing up the VSD Tsunatarou! You’re the best!

Malleus: It’s no trouble my child of man, after all your my Thot! (Smiles)

Y/N: …What?

Vil, Ace, Epel, Rook, Deuce and Jamil (Shocked and flabbergasted): HUH?!?!

Kalim: …What’s a ‘Thot’?

Grim: Is ‘Thot’ some kind of food? Give me some! It sounds yummy!

So…who’s gonna tell him? Cause I sure ain’t…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #24

Hera and Zeus

Y/N is welcoming Hercules to join her, Hermes and her ‘surprise’ guest to have dinner, with Ares tagging along to get ‘dirt’ on Y/N

Y/N: Welcome! I’m your host, Y/N L/N

Hercules: Oh, it’s very nice to meet you!

Zeus (Storms over): Get away Human! Your not taking my children!

Hercules: Zeus?

Zeus: The Gods need Hercules on our side to fight. He’s one of our top fighters, and he’s very popular with the children

Hera (Slams door open): ZEUUUS!!! (Looks at Y/N and smiles) Y/N…

Zeus: Hera?! What are you doing at… the human side?!

Hera (Annoyed): Zeus, as goddess of Marriage and Women, I supervise everyone within my area

Zeus: You’re. . . overseeing other people?

Hera (Sarcastic): I’m sorry if you misunderstand our arrangement

Zeus: What am I supposed to tell our children?!

Hera: They Hercules and Hermes already knew, and they’re happy for me

Ares only came along to find some ‘dirt’ on Y/N to show his mother that she’s not right for her… only to end up liking Y/N and is actually looking forward to seeing her again…

Still based off of @sketchy-owl Hera!

Twisted Wonderland Art

Tsum Malleus with Tsum Female Giyuu Tomioka

Based on my favorite Twisted Wonderland Fanfic with Giyuu Reader on Quotev, her name is AlmightyDab