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Ways To Meet Au Ideas

High School:

❥ We have lockers next to each other but never visit them at the same time. I came in late today and...Wait a minute, why are you trying to open my locker?

❥ I’m rushing to get to class on time. I’m rounding a corner really fast and...Oh no, I just ran into someone.

❥ I tripped on the stairs and now...I’m bringing you down with me.

❥ We both caught the “bug” that’s going around and now...We’re stuck together in this office waiting for the nurse to get here.

❥ You’re a star athlete and I’m in our school’s news crew...Can I get an interview?

❥ I run errands for all of the teachers but I’ve never been to this class before. I need to talk to your teacher and...Hold on, what do you mean he/she isn’t here right now?

❥ I’m talking to the lunch ladies about needing to pay my dues and they’re just letting you get a lot of extra, free food...Are you related to them or something?

Other:

❥ We both have different medical problems and...the pharmacist just mixed up our prescriptions.

❥ We’re the only two that ever sit down to read in our public library...Do you maybe want to start a two person book club?

❥ I go by the same drive through every morning and you’ve just recently started working that shift...How have you already memorized my overly complicated order?

❥ We’re both at the mall during the weekend and...We’re the only two people who didn’t know there was going to be a flash mob here today.

❥ I’m a single parent and you’re the ice cream truck driver my kid(s) always force me to buy ice cream from...Have you hypnotized them or something?