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So like

At first I was like "Haha, Voltaire x Rousseau yaoi" as a joke, but now I can distinctly feel the Voltaire hyperfixation forming and like…How do I feel about that ???

I think the safest way to express all of…that would be to turn french philosophers into ocs in an Hamilton kind of way (although not to the Miku binder Jefferson extreme) but if I am to do this I won’t go through the trouble of changing any names (maybe ages though, just in case because I am not shipping anything illegal. Update on that: Rousseau and Voltaire had an 18 years gap, which I think is reasonable (firm age gap defender here, even irl))

So like, brb guys, I’m gonna headcanon Voltaire.

Society better be fucking ready.

Update: It seems I am not the only one who is insane about 18th century yaoi (a certain artist who’s art I have been eating up for the past hour) so I would like to add to this post that huh, well huh, erm, call me a fritztair shipper now i guess.

Also, fuck the oc idea, I will assume my cringe and just say they are indeed the 18th century guys, thank you.