They Are Precious And I Love Their Friendship So Much - Tumblr Posts

Blitz could not have felt more fucking loved in that moment. He looked over at Moxxie in surprise, then grinned and shrugged, slipping back into his more carefree persona. "She'll lose interest. What's she gonna do, die of thirst? Bitch is already dead..." He leaned back in his chair, folding his arms behind his head--

And the chair fell over.

With a grunt, Blitz hopped up to his feet, brushing himself off. "Totally the chair's fault." Not like Blitz had a unique relationship with gravity. "And yeah, she'll lose interest. There's so many hotter motherfuckers out there, who will actually want her to want them. She'll find the right one or two or twenty and have a fuckin' field day--and if any of them ever hurt her? I will wear their fucking skins." He beamed as he said it, fixed his chair, and plopped back down. "So! Paperwork. Where do you need me to start catching up?" After all the paperwork he had dumped on Moxxie, Blitz knew it was fair for Mox to dump it right back.

Moxxie perked up, "Yeah! Chaz is just as obnoxious! And more aggressive. But people just accept it. 'Oh, he's just a guy.' And some even finding it charming-- ahem," clearing his throat "younger me. But yeah, it seems like it's because her interests are 'cringe' and 'funny' everyone's ganging up on her."

He smiled at Blitzo. "But, that said. It's okay if it's overwhelming for you. I know what it's like to be stalked by someone who won't take No for an answer. So if you need help looking for something like a restraining order, just know, I'm here. Do you think she'll lose interest and go away soon. When the novelty of demons wears off?"