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Luigi and Mario Sibling Culture

Y’all know this is canon. They can’t not engage in sibling culture.

—————————— Seven year old Luigi: Mario! Give me back my hat!

Seven year old Mario, slightly taller than his brother: I will if you can reach it!

Present day Luigi: Karma is fun, huh bro?

Present day Mario: I will steal your kneecaps in your sleep.

——————————— Mario: Hey, bro, why is there a 1-up mushroom on my pillow?

Luigi: Oh, I just thought you needed to get one.

Mario: One what?

Luigi: A life.

Mario:

Luigi:

Mario: I won’t murder you with a blue shell on one condition.

Luigi: What?

Mario: Go tell that to Bowser.