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Caranthir!

Caranthir dislikes people. And animals. And plants that need to be watered more than once a month. And everything that isn’t embroidery or economics. And his temper is short enough that everybody knows it. He also has a habit of making ridiculously elaborate schemes to avoid people- his most famous involved a sack of flour, a bungee cord, and a bag of frozen peas. No-one was at all surprised when what he did in Beleriand came out.

(basically Caranthir is what would happen if Edmund Blackadder and the Queen of Hearts somehow had a child.)