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(Holds out a hand for the gold, trading the sauce)
I don’t tend to indulge in such things. It’s bad for my professional reputation to be seen in such places - no offense to your establishment, Captain, I hope you understand. I should be going.
(Fuck this fuck this fuck this I’m supposed to be a neutral party, I should sell to anyone who pays, right? I hate to admit it, but he hasn’t done any damage to my self, my wares or my reputation. I don’t have an actual reason not to.)
…Hello, er, sir Price. Can I interest you in my wares? I have just about any spice level you might be tolerant to, and the smaller bottles are only five silver.
(Unrolls the spice rack to show off several dozen bottles of hot sauce)
It's Capitan Price, though I'll let it slide. I wouldn't mind a bottle, the food around here can be so bland... Your not from around here, hm? Well you should stay for a while, get lost within the crowd, have some fun.