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legendaryevokercupcake

1 year ago

100% convinced that the world of Honkai Impact 3rd treats Welt like a celebrity. Like, yeah, saved the world, has statues of him in Washington DC, all that jazz, but more importantly:

The anime stans are losing it over him because they're watching the anime he wrote and produced and then they see him and he looks like an anime character

The gays are adoring him because he's one of us and by god if one of us saved the world you better believe we'd lose our shit

Straight women are going feral over him because HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE MUSCLES? THAT MAN COULD CRUSH YOU AND ME WITH HIS THIGHS AND NOT BREAK A SWEAT

He's getting the Harry Styles treatment because of that one video. You know the video. The one with the pretty dresses? Homeboy SLAYED. You just gotta know the fans went WILD over that.

The MILFs are just loving him because you know what? MILFs shouldn't just be hit on by younger guys. They deserve a man who ages like fine wine and can probably throw a table at the assholes who harass them.

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honkai star rail hsr hsr welt hi3 Welt welt yang and the crowd goes wild i mean I'd go feral too if Welt looked at me Also the moms love him because he's nice to children and is a good parent College students love him because he's a professor who knows that homework is stupid (read: does not want to grade homework) The “Slutty Philosophy Professor” joke was inspired by Welt Yang That man shows up to work looking like a disheveled mess because god knows you'd need whiskey to deal with all the BS he went through And everybody just faints out of the sheer force of how hot he is This is a thirst post This went on too long DID YOU SEE THAT ONE PANEL WHERE HIS SHIRT WAS ALL MESSY AND YOU COULD SEE LIKE 60% OF HIS CHEST LIKE MAN JUST TAKE THE SHIRT OFF AND HIS WAIST? IT'S SO SLUTTY so grabbable thirst Thirstposting nsfw mention????

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l0sercat

1 year ago

@butterbabyflapjack thanks for the tag💕

Thirst Thursday

Kuzuryu was at his desk working on his never ending stacks of paper. He promised you he would give it a break and spend time with you. You were never the patient type when it came to him so, you thought of ways to get his attention.

You walked until you were by him and you pushed his chair back a bit. He was taken off guard and immediately looked up at you. "What?" He says, you didnt say anything but you smile a him and drop to your knees.

You made your way underneath his desk and fully situate yourself. His eyes widen as he realizes what your trying to do. He coughs and his face heats up slightly. He moved his chair and makes it to where his crotch is only a couple inches away from you.

You lick you lips and unbuckle his belt and pull down his briefs. His cock springs out and you grin. You take it into your hand and give it a few slow strokes. You give a few kitten licks and then a big lick on one of his veins. He shivers and grips his chair. You kiss the tip and then start to suckle on it before fully taking it into your mouth.

Tagging without pressure: @kinkyniragi

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x reader gender neutral gender not specified gender neutral reader thirsty thursday thirstposting kuzuryu keiichi still in the works but its getting close

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stinkyfartgirl

9 months ago

George Harrison (1995)

it's me and my 240p 1990s george gifs against the world <3

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beatles george harrison the beatles mine edit my edit classic rock gif gifs my gifs gifset old man 1990s TV program musician Singer artist hot fuck that old man hair gorgeous Thirstposting i want him his hairtie on his fingers 🥺

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grotesque-hallucinations

1 year ago

Gifs that make me wish I were a mic stand: