100% Convinced That The World Of Honkai Impact 3rd Treats Welt Like A Celebrity. Like, Yeah, Saved The
100% convinced that the world of Honkai Impact 3rd treats Welt like a celebrity. Like, yeah, saved the world, has statues of him in Washington DC, all that jazz, but more importantly:
The anime stans are losing it over him because they're watching the anime he wrote and produced and then they see him and he looks like an anime character
The gays are adoring him because he's one of us and by god if one of us saved the world you better believe we'd lose our shit
Straight women are going feral over him because HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE MUSCLES? THAT MAN COULD CRUSH YOU AND ME WITH HIS THIGHS AND NOT BREAK A SWEAT
He's getting the Harry Styles treatment because of that one video. You know the video. The one with the pretty dresses? Homeboy SLAYED. You just gotta know the fans went WILD over that.
The MILFs are just loving him because you know what? MILFs shouldn't just be hit on by younger guys. They deserve a man who ages like fine wine and can probably throw a table at the assholes who harass them.
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To everyone saying that technically Tolkien never said male elves have long hair.
Glorfindel did not get pulled into the abyss by his long blond hair for you to dismiss his hairstyle!
Celeborn doesn't translate to 'silver tree' because he had a buzz cut!
Finrod's golden locks aren't mentioned multiple times for no reason!
Tolkien's characters: *minding their own buisness* Me, holding the Trans Hammer: *ba na, ba na, ba na, ba na, terrible Jaws theme continues*
This headcanon is mine now, and I WILL be writing a fanfic that I'll probably only share brief quotes and snippets of to anyone.
I’m naturally very scared for the whole ‘madness running through the line of Durin’ thing, but we can add even more angst by imagining Durin succumbing to gold sickness and deciding that Elrond is one of his treasures 👀
SAYS THE HYPOCRITE
Welt: You're ignoring all your problems. Caelus: I know. Welt: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism? Caelus: I'm ignoring that fact as well. Welt:
That's a risk I'm willing to take.
What's the mortality rate of being Tamlin's love interest?
100% as far as I know.