This Concludes My Ted Talk - Tumblr Posts

Alright kids sit down and let me tell you the importance of sunshine.

Like physical sunshine.

I like so many others am a night owl.

I thrive at night time.

Hell I work nights.

It's thanks to a mix of social anxiety and dash of chronic insomnia as a young child that has led me into being the pure embodiment of vampire lifestyle I have today.

Pale ass skin to prove it too.

Now all this was fine until one day I woke up to the most excruciating pain I have ever felt in my entire existence.

I laid down... Pain

I sat up .... Pain

I walked.... Pain

I thought my bones were screaming!

Each movement had me on the brink of tears and feeling like I could collapse into a pile while simultaneously making the Lego breaking noise. We all know the one!

Four days I put up with it because on top of apparently wanting to imitate the life style of a cave dweller I decided to be stubborn and not want to bother the doctors with my issues....

WORST IDEA I CAN TELL YOU THAT

After finally coming to terms with the fact I'm an idiot I got my ass to the GP and after blood tests and painkillers you know what the issue is.

Well if you paid attention to the opening I'm sure you'll have guessed.

Vitamin D deficiency.

Yea... A lack of sunlight cause my skeleton to want to vacate its flesh suit.

So take it from me.

GET SOME SUNSHINE