This Is How I Imagine Billy Talks - Tumblr Posts

TW: Transphobia

Billy working a customer service job: Howdy doody your total is $8.70!

Transphobic Customer: Is your name TRULY Billy?

Billy: Truly, madly, deeply!

Customer: Really???

Billy: Picked it out myself I sure hope so, that will be $8.70!

Customer: Do you know why?

Billy: It's a good, good, friendly name! Here is your food, enjoy your day!

Customer: Enjoy all the extra attention you get from your name!

Billy: Everyday I wake up against my will.