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This is so much funnier now that the clown that was literally supposed to just be a figurehead has dragged them into the a race to beat the red hair pirates and the Straw hats to the One Piece.
He has been outmaneuvered by a fucking clown in his own guild, and now he’s going to lose another painstakingly built billion berry criminal empire to the fucking straw hats and a red head on the whims of a clown.
His only consolation is that Mihawk is just as put out about this as he is. But Mihawk’s main beef is probably that he’s going to have to live on that utterly ridiculous circus tent ass ship for a considerable amount of weeks and it will do immeasurable damage to his aesthetic.
Crocodile has never regretted being a loan shark so much in his life, cause look what he has to deal with because a clown owed him money.
I just know Crocodile brought on Mihawk because he thought he would be sensible, calm and collected, low maintenance. He thought it was going to be them against the idiocy that is buggy. And it is to a degree.
What he failed to calculate is that Mihawk is just as bad as buggy.
Worse even because at least Buggy can be bullied into doing paperwork. I just know everyday Crocodile is astonished by the absolute commitment Mihawk has to his aesthetic. Walks into his tent just to find that he has somehow converted this circus ass tent into a mid century gothic castle. Somehow carpeted the whole thing end to end is burning more that a 100 candles for “mood lighting”, has a fully open fire pit and a sewing machine in the corner.
Like Crocodiles essentially a mafioso he can appreciate the wanting nice things. Still won’t prepare him for the day Mihawk’s brings him a wine budget, a tailoring budget and an embroidery budget all painstakingly itemized.
Won’t prepare him for having to replace every single wine glass because buggy drank out of one and he can’t break up a set but refuses to use a cup that buggy’s put his mouth on.
He’s starting to think that the real reason the Warlords were disbanded was because they simply could not afford to pay for Mihawk’s upkeep anymore and decided they’d rather pay in cadet lives than see one more wine budget.
He is essentially being held hostage, in his own guild, by the whims of a bored middle aged vampire, and a fucking clown.