This Is So Much Funnier Now That The Clown That Was Literally Supposed To Just Be A Figurehead Has Dragged

This is so much funnier now that the clown that was literally supposed to just be a figurehead has dragged them into the a race to beat the red hair pirates and the Straw hats to the One Piece.

He has been outmaneuvered by a fucking clown in his own guild, and now he’s going to lose another painstakingly built billion berry criminal empire to the fucking straw hats and a red head on the whims of a clown.

His only consolation is that Mihawk is just as put out about this as he is. But Mihawk’s main beef is probably that he’s going to have to live on that utterly ridiculous circus tent ass ship for a considerable amount of weeks and it will do immeasurable damage to his aesthetic.

Crocodile has never regretted being a loan shark so much in his life, cause look what he has to deal with because a clown owed him money.

I just know Crocodile brought on Mihawk because he thought he would be sensible, calm and collected, low maintenance. He thought it was going to be them against the idiocy that is buggy. And it is to a degree.

What he failed to calculate is that Mihawk is just as bad as buggy.

Worse even because at least Buggy can be bullied into doing paperwork. I just know everyday Crocodile is astonished by the absolute commitment Mihawk has to his aesthetic. Walks into his tent just to find that he has somehow converted this circus ass tent into a mid century gothic castle. Somehow carpeted the whole thing end to end is burning more that a 100 candles for “mood lighting”, has a fully open fire pit and a sewing machine in the corner.

Like Crocodiles essentially a mafioso he can appreciate the wanting nice things. Still won’t prepare him for the day Mihawk’s brings him a wine budget, a tailoring budget and an embroidery budget all painstakingly itemized.

Won’t prepare him for having to replace every single wine glass because buggy drank out of one and he can’t break up a set but refuses to use a cup that buggy’s put his mouth on.

He’s starting to think that the real reason the Warlords were disbanded was because they simply could not afford to pay for Mihawk’s upkeep anymore and decided they’d rather pay in cadet lives than see one more wine budget.

He is essentially being held hostage, in his own guild, by the whims of a bored middle aged vampire, and a fucking clown.

What I think is fun is that Beckman is significantly older than both Shanks and Mihawk and he doesn’t give a singular fuck about whatever titles they may hold he can, he will and he does lecture Mihawk, along with Shanks, about the stupid shit they get up to when they meet up put their extremely smart heads together and somehow produce a negative braincell.

And Mihawk, will just pout and take it, as he is denied dinner till he cleans up his mess. Because There’s just some battles you can’t win when a man has known you at 19.

I do like that the message with All Might is that when the fightings all said and done and you’ve laid it all out on the battlefield, you don’t have to give your life to the cause. That doesn’t mean you didn’t give it your all, just that, Sometimes you get to live. Even when you’ve lost everything you thought made you, you. You get to live.

And Sometimes the greatest thing you can do for the cause is to live.

You are weak and fragile and forever changed but you are alive. And that’s enough.

I can very much see Shanks, in a fit, yelling this at Mihawk as they are once again in the middle of an argument Shanks would very much like to not have, about how Mihawk hopes to die

A question to the community;

What are some of your funniest most unhinged takes or headcannons about your favorite groups/duo/pairings/ships in one piece.

Both platonic pairings or romantic what are the ideas that drive you insane…….comedically.

Hit me up and let’s talk about it.

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