This Is Only Valid If You Lend The Princess Your Clothes To Help Her Sneak Out To Meek The Dragon/duke And Tale Her Place In The Carriage - Tumblr Posts

"knight posting" this and "guard posting" that. i'm the princess's trusted handmaid who provides her advice and comfort in my soothing, low-class style. i am saying things like "if you don't mind me speaking out of turn, my lady..." and sharing fairy tales and lullabies my sad mother taught me. also i am fucking the jester.