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Incorrect Quotes Tag Game!

Thank you kindly, @athenswrites , for the tag! I'll tag @moonlitinks , @the-orangeauthor , @saedoeswriting , and @lividdreamz , plus whoever sees this!

Rules: use this quote generator & list as many quotes as you like using characters from your WIPs, then tag as many people as quotes you listed.

From Mentor to Aide, some sound advice

Lt. Gen. Gustav Schmidt: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. Lt. Kito Adesida: How so? Gustav: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours

From an arrogant genius to his chronically overworked boss

"The Magician": Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Director Kurt Wegener: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

Lovebirds, with sharp talons and sharper tongues, just for each other

Gustav: I feel so burnt out. Col. Higgs: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Gustav: Are you gonna... assassinate me? Higgs: Well not if you’re expecting it.

From an arrogant genius to his chronically overworked boss, 2: Electric boogaloo

Kurt: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. "The Magician": Well, on a good day, I’m both.

A matter of Tastes

Higgs: What's that? Gustav: Chocolate. Higgs: What's chocolate? Gustav: Candy. Do they not have candy where you're from? Higgs: Yeah. Grapes, nuts. Gustav: No wonder you're so bitter.

A matter of Attraction

Gustav: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Higgs: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Gustav: Stop.

A matter of Violence

Gustav: Did you have to stab them? Higgs: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me. Gustav: What did they say? Higgs: "What are you going to do, stab me?" Gustav: That’s fair.