This Is Why Guys Dont Like Me - Tumblr Posts

I wanted to come on here and rant and cry over a couple of things. And first of it’s not the cursed memes because they make me feel better.

Im literally sitting in bed minding my own business, looking at pictures of my favorite anime characters and go “wow if only they existed so I can save myself the from all these hoes on Tinder.” The fact that after I say this my heart breaks a little😀. Like I’m sitting here crying about how my favorite anime characters don’t exist and how much it fucking hurts because I love them so much. The fact that my Anime Characters are literally light years better than the men where I’m from🥲. Like no wonder I can’t get a boyfriend, simply because my standards of men are so significantly high that it’s impossible for me to find a guy with any common decency.... LIKE MY STANDARDS ARENT EVEN THAT HIGH!!! ITS LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM!!! All they want is sex and I’m over here in my corner like..... “relationship please.” And guys are like..... Ew gross............

So in other words I think I’ve given up.....

So Kuroo, Kise, Daiki..... heck if any of the anime men on my simp list are reading this.... please come pick me up..... I’m tired of this bullshit

It’s currently 1:54 in the morning and I can’t sleep because I have ✨insomnia✨

I know it’s extremely fancy.

Besides the point..... I just wanted to come on here to say that I want a boyfriend.

And you see I’m being extremely patient and letting nature run it’s course....

BUT

Except the boyfriend is taking longer than the 4-5 business days to get here, despite what it said on the receipt. So I decided to check the UPS website where my package was going to be sent through...

So I pulled up the order and it said that my Suna Boyfriend Package has been lost with their other shipments of packages😭🤌🏻

So the lessons this story is...

1) I’m lonely

2) UPS sucks

And well...

3) This made up story on wanting Suna to be my boyfriend sucks