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Satan kidnaps me because they’re sad
(Satan my dear friend wanna talk about it??)

Obey Me! birthday scenario game!
Birth Month
January: Satan
February: Luke
March: Mammon
April: Beelzebub
May: Leviathan
June: Lucifer
July: Belphegor
August: Barbatos
September: Asmodeus
October: Simeon
November: Diavolo
December: Solomon
Birth Date
Kisses your cheek
Punches you
Sings to you
Dances with you
Buys you a car
Beats you in a video game
Caresses your skin
Sleeps under your bed
Steals all your food
Places a curse on you
Chases after you
Bites your ear
Confesses their love to you
Licks you
Kisses your forehead
Friendzones you
Cooks for you
Steals all your money
Kidnaps you
Starts a fight against you
Kisses your lips
Pushes you into a pool
Gives you a piggyback ride
Cuddles with you
Stalks you
Ignores you for all eternity
Tickles you
Flirts with you
Kisses your hand
Sleeps next to you
Pinches your cheeks
Initial of Your First Name
A-D: ...because they hate you
E-I: ...because they're angry
J-M: ...because they love you
N-R: ...because they're sad
S-V: ...because they admire you
W-Z: ...because they're jealous