Satan Kidnaps Me Because Theyre Sad

Satan kidnaps me because they’re sad

(Satan my dear friend wanna talk about it??)

Obey Me! birthday scenario game!

Birth Month

January: Satan

February: Luke

March: Mammon

April: Beelzebub

May: Leviathan

June: Lucifer

July: Belphegor

August: Barbatos

September: Asmodeus

October: Simeon

November: Diavolo

December: Solomon

Birth Date

Kisses your cheek

Punches you

Sings to you

Dances with you

Buys you a car

Beats you in a video game

Caresses your skin

Sleeps under your bed

Steals all your food

Places a curse on you

Chases after you

Bites your ear

Confesses their love to you

Licks you

Kisses your forehead

Friendzones you

Cooks for you

Steals all your money

Kidnaps you

Starts a fight against you

Kisses your lips

Pushes you into a pool

Gives you a piggyback ride

Cuddles with you

Stalks you

Ignores you for all eternity

Tickles you

Flirts with you

Kisses your hand

Sleeps next to you

Pinches your cheeks

Initial of Your First Name

A-D: ...because they hate you

E-I: ...because they're angry

J-M: ...because they love you

N-R: ...because they're sad

S-V: ...because they admire you

W-Z: ...because they're jealous

imagine if filipino! mc will have a debut, how will the demon bros celebrate with them?

Sorry this took too long to get to, I had to do a bit of research because I myself haven’t had my debut (✨I’m still 14 and vibing✨)

Ok so here me out, they fight over her first dance

...and eventually it was given to Simeon

The Venue was grand thanks to a few *cough* connections Diavolo pulled*cough*

Can you blame him tho? The moment he found out how important debuts are to filipinas, he literally asked Barbatos to give him a thicc catalogue of all the grandest venues in the Philippines.

So none of the demon brothers know what your dress looks like.

“Don’t worry! I was the one who designed it so I definitely won’t be disappointed”

So they arrive at the venue right? Luxurious tuxedos adorn said brothers.

“Omg are those MC’s classmates!?!”

Cue the ungodly squealing of the single Titas and Cousins because 7 fine ass men are there sitting on a table near the staircase.

“Jeez whats taking her so long!?!?””Hush mammon you were the one who wanted to arrive an hour early!””how was I supposed to know the event doesn’t start 30 mins after the time on the invitations!”

And then...the lights dim

“Ladies and Gentlemen we humbly thank you for attending a very special evening for our dear Ining” suddenly there was an outline of a girl at the top of the staircase.

“Omg is that luke?!?”

Cue the brothers getting their jaws dropped from either how GORGEOUS MC IS IN THAT INTRICATELY WOVEN A LINE GOWN or the FACT THAT LUKE IS THE ONE ESCORTING HER DOWN THE MARBLE STAIRCASE.

Ok so they do the 18 roses, candles wishes etc..

Now it’s on to the cotillion

Simeon was a dear and had a hearty conversation with MC to ease her nerves with how much people are watching.

Mammon almost tripped because he was too focused on MC’s face.

Levi was also a fumbling mess with how many people are watching.(surpringsly he didn’t miss a step)

Satan was just the definition of otherworldly gentlemen when they danced

Asmo added a little dip at the end for a bit of flare

Beel twirled MC here and there saying how tonight the world revolved around her

...Now Belphie and MC’s dance is...complicated

They...didn’t even talk to eachother, but the way their eyes looked so soft while he gently led MC with the music WAS SO FLUFFY AND OQCSKCEOACAIA

And when it was Lucifer’s turn he almost made MC cry because he gave MC his gratitude for what she’s done for him and his brothers and hope that she continues to thrive on this path now that she’s a woman.

So you know how these days some of the dances aren’t traditional anymore?

After her dance with lucifer she and I quote “ripped her A line skirt in one fell swoop to reveal a knee length layered skirt underneath and black and gold heels”

And someone in the crowd threw her a frickin leather jacket. In short she now looks like she’s about to go party.

Then the classical music stopped and mobe mobe played.

THEN SOLOMON APPERED IN A PUFF OF SMOKE NEXT TO MC AND THEY STARTED DANCING THE ROUTINE FROM SAID MOBE MOBE.

THEN WHEN IT WAS HER AND LUKE’S TURN THEY DANCED “GIRL IN THE MIRROR”

The rest of the dances were with her cousins and relatives.

“So your old enough to drink now right?”

Mammon got smacked so hard that night.

do you have anymore obey me filipino!mc going to twisted wonderland headcannons?

I have some ideas in the works 😂 tho I’m still

Busy with school (and I somehow caught a fever) I’ll probably post some next weekend once I’ve recovered 💙♠️💙

I really wanna send you cursed videos but i dont know anything about embedding a video and i cant find their links anywhere some have these funny stuff i found on japanese twst twitter

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How da frick do y’all access jp Twitter tho, I’m honestly curious cuz a lot of stuff happens there and I wanna be present in the ✨chaos✨

GUYS IM MANIFESTING THIS IS LITERALLY A MASTERPIECE-

Please watch it, the reverb hits different here like wigwjwcwjqv-

Watch me get out of wine aunt’s fancy limousine everyday before school and flexing that black card like it’s a motherfrickin uno card-

Asmo's the wine/vodka aunt who's the most ride or die homie you could ever ask for

Exactly!!! I would trust wine/vodka aunt with my life.

Imagine you're sitting with your family and someone starts pestering you with stuff your uncomfortable with. But before you can respond Asmo comes over drunk and slams his drink down right next to you and asks if the third divorce is treating them well.