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Some Stupid Falsettos Story
(This is real dumb but i need it out here in the open)
-whizzer literally can drink his weight in alcohol and suffer from no hangover whatsoever the next day hes a god
-this does not apply to marvin.
-trina gets a call from the police station at 1 in the morning asking if she knew these two men, they said they did and they’d been out far past an acceptable time in the park and it was dangerous
-trina drives all the way to the police station and sees Marvin and Whizzer, who upon seeing trina, start giggling like little kids at her face of pure disgust
-she throws them in the backseat, and hears whizzer stage whisper, “oooooooh….. Mom’s mad at usssssss….” and Marvins losing it,
-“i will throw you two out so fast” “yes mother”
-the car is relatively silent, trina turns to check on them at a red light, assuming theyve fallen asleep
-she just sighs upon seeing that no, theyve at some point just left the car and she didnt hear them somehow. Shes so tired.
-she backtracks and eventually finds them, walking down the street as if they werent JUST in Trina’s car. marvin’s starting to get fussy, and whizzer’s still laughing at everything for NO reason
-when whizzer sees trina pull up, he screams and goes “god no! Its the wicked witch of the west!” And marvin just completely loses it and its obvious whizzer is pleased with that by the smug look on his face
-at some point whizzer just has no pants on, theres no explanation and the pants are never found.
-trina checks on the two in the mirror the whole way home again, content with the fact theyve practically collapsed on each other, sleeping soundlessly. She almost thought it was sweet. Then she remembered it was whizzer and marvin and she did not think that anymore
-once at home, trina immediately leaves those two idiots to figure out sleeping arrangements themselves, and goes upstairs immediately to bed
-mendel only sleeptalks a question at her as she flops on the bed, asleep the second she feels mendels arm just kinda reach out to lay across her back
-jason walks downstairs that morning, and is elated to see whizzer!!!!
-whizzer, however, is passed out on the floor, practically on top of marvin, face squashed up against Marvin’s chest, and theres marvin, who is as equally asleep as whizzer
-jason takes his time and makes four cups of coffee, setting them down on the counter, a sticky note on each for each person, a little doodle to go along for them, and goes back upstairs
-whizzer wakes up first, the coffee is cold by now, but you kNOW he drinks it all and keeps the sticky note that says “whizzer” with a little chess piece drawn on it for his wallet
-marvin is DYING his head hurts so bad, and whizzer tells him a “family hangover cure” comprised of cinnamon, egg yolks, and baking powder
-marvin (being the fool he is) drinks this, almost pukes, and realizes too late that whizzer has played him for a fool.
- “thats what you get for letting me just lose my pants last night!!” “What????” They argue like this for a while obviously
-mendel greets the two with “oh, hello , people who do not live here!”
-cordelia and charlotte lose it when trina tells the two about what marvin and whizzer were like, and they assure trina that they will NEVER let them live that down
i’m not too fond of this show but i fucking died at this part
My 10 fave tbbt cast photos.