Those Two Are BRUTALLY Honest - Tumblr Posts
OK OK, Hear me out.
So, I imagine Damian and Tim, when they team up, are the most JUDGY and BRUTAL siblings ever. Dukes getting there, but for now it’s these two, so here’s a lil skit:-
Damian and Tim:- *Arguing*
Dick:- *Striking a pose* How do I lookkkk-!
Damian:-
Tim:-
Damian:-
Tim:- *lip smack* mm’kay, Dick…you look…amazing! What do you think Damian.
Damian:- *side eye* mhmm,
Dick:-
Tim:- Just, maybe we can add and subtract some things, yeah? Damian, what do you suggest?
Damian:- Okay, first if all,
Dick:- Yeah?
Damian:- Burn the outfit.
Tim:-
Dick:-
Tim:-
Dick:-
Tim:- Ah ah ah! He’s getting to the second point!
Damian:- Then, go the mall, and get adult supervision to get some actual respectable clothing.
Dick:-
Dick:- *Insulted glare* Yeah, Okayy-
Tim:- I MEAN- At least he didn’t call you a worthless loser like he did with Jason...?
Damian:- Dressed like that? He did it for me.
Dick:-
Tim:-
Damian:-
Tim:- I want it said on paper that u defended you, but let’s go to the mall-
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If anyone wants to use this for a video/fan fiction/longer skit, go for it! Make sure to tag me/Link it in the comments though, we all want to read/see it <333