Throw Him At A Wall And Watch Him Splat And Slowly Slide Down Like A Cartoon Character (he's Ok He Gets Better Afterwards) - Tumblr Posts
9 months ago
imagine Barry Steakfries but he's like. actually small enough to fit inside a phone screen. like he's literally not even an inch tall. just a tiny little guy that you can drag around with your finger like a shimeji. personally i'd put him in a soda can and spin him around
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barry steakfries
jetpack joyride
tiny itty bitty little barry my beloved
little baby man
the more i think about tiny barry the more unhinged my thoughts get
he seems like i could flick him out the window at high speeds and he'd just immediately come flying back in
wait remember the lame ass rap battles video with him vs barry benson. they would get in a fistfight if barry steakfries were that small
put him in a jar and shake it until he DIES
tuck him into a tiny bed :)
throw him at a wall and watch him splat and slowly slide down like a cartoon character (he's ok he gets better afterwards)
just like. flick tiny little crumbs at him until he gets annoyed and starts throwing stuff back in anger
push him over with your finger and watch him fall on his face
what do you think it would feel like if tiny barry jetpacked over your hand.... would it hurt
tiny little bullets just making tiny little holes in your hand
tiny swiss cheese. owwww
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