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steakout-05
1 month ago

very specific observation: the 3ds hShop website says Pokemon Rumble World was only a physical release when that information is very blatantly incorrect as i literally have a digital copy of the game i got legally from the eShop over 2 years ago. worst website ever /jjjjj

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im kidding im kiddinnnggg hshop is a wonderful website and i love it very much <3 i love pokemon rumble world i used to play it all the time i should go play it again also yes i was using a piracy site. it's awesome. go use it nintendo 3ds 3ds hshop piracy pokemon rumble world i love pointing out completely innocuous specific and ultimately unimportant details queue continuum from the drafts
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steakout-05
1 month ago

imagine Barry Steakfries but he's like. actually small enough to fit inside a phone screen. like he's literally not even an inch tall. just a tiny little guy that you can drag around with your finger like a shimeji. personally i'd put him in a soda can and spin him around

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barry steakfries jetpack joyride tiny itty bitty little barry my beloved little baby man the more i think about tiny barry the more unhinged my thoughts get he seems like i could flick him out the window at high speeds and he'd just immediately come flying back in wait remember the lame ass rap battles video with him vs barry benson. they would get in a fistfight if barry steakfries were that small put him in a jar and shake it until he DIES tuck him into a tiny bed :) throw him at a wall and watch him splat and slowly slide down like a cartoon character (he's ok he gets better afterwards) just like. flick tiny little crumbs at him until he gets annoyed and starts throwing stuff back in anger push him over with your finger and watch him fall on his face what do you think it would feel like if tiny barry jetpacked over your hand.... would it hurt tiny little bullets just making tiny little holes in your hand tiny swiss cheese. owwww queue continuum from the drafts
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steakout-05
1 month ago

imagine jetpack joyride except barry doesn't have the weirdly superhuman strength required to break through the wall so all you hear from inside the lab is a loud smack followed by a very pained "OW"

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immediately after this he gives up and goes home out of sheer embarrassment barry steakfries jetpack joyride this is how jetpack joyride would realistically go barry just slams himself into a wall for no reason and then realises he's not the action hero he was daydreaming about and goes home imagine how jetpack joyride would have gone if barry just like. turned around and went home before rocking up to legitimate research like he just decided his salesman job wasn't worth pursuing anymore and quit right on the spot or if he generally just decided not to attempt to sell a gramophone to L.R. and crossed the street or something very intredesting queue continuum from the drafts
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steakout-05
1 month ago

jetpack joyride if it was WOKE!!!!1!

BISEXUAL steakfries

GAYig

betty BUTCHpies

BIGENDER robo-barry

PRIDE FLAGsh

lab LESBIAN

GENDERbax

professor BLOWJOB

MANLIKER mikhail

HE/THEY minertaur

queen v

red PRONOUNS

NON BINARY nixie

(this post is based off this star trek shitpost that makes me burst into hysterics every time i see it)

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as if none of these are already canon /j this post is so stupid jetpack joyride barry steakfries betty beefpies craig the scientist professor brains shitpost kept queen v the same because i couldn't think of a word that would fit. and also she already is queer. to me. i tried so hard not to be vulgar with professor brains but professor blowjob is just so damn funny i just couldn't not include it professor blowjob my beloved HAHAHHAHAHAH from the drafts queue continuum
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steakout-05
1 month ago

for some reason i love the thing of naming video game characters "[noun] guy". like Heavy Weapons Guy. it's simple yet effective. like look that's the guy, that's the heavy guy. it's so gender envy. it's so mid-2000s Newgrounds. this is the perfect naming convention and i think we should keep naming characters like this

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not sure what to tag this one with heavy weapons guy newgrounds naming conventions it's like when people call barry steakfries ''jetpack joyride guy''. it's perfect i love it like yeah!! he's the jetpack joyride guy!!! that's him!!! from the drafts queue continuum
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mapofthemazeinthemirror
9 months ago

Does anybody else never actually imagine "you" as themselves when they read fanfic?

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from the drafts cee's notebook 🗒
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sakuraspoke
2 months ago
And You Know That It Takes Two // Luckily He Wants To Do You Too
And You Know That It Takes Two // Luckily He Wants To Do You Too

and you know that it takes two // luckily he wants to do you too

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the band ghost cardinal copia from the drafts two credit links because i used an instagram video but there was no tag to the og creator and it ✨ bothered me ✨ so yes i did go and find the video lmao missing him kissing him biting him redacted my gifs
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