Time For My Monthly Menstruation Post I Guess - Tumblr Posts

Period pros and cons

Pros:

Not pregnant

"wow my tits look awesome today"

The fact that this is happening means I'm somewhat healthy

Cons:

Regular reminder that I was given a female-flavored meat suit

Stomach and face look like shit

C R A M P S

Period poops

A N G R Y

Blood on the goddamn sheets again

Not sure if pro or con:

Horny

Ate two meals worth of Chinese takeout at 10:30 last night