Period Memes - Tumblr Posts

Cashier just asked me how my day was like I wasn’t buying ace bandages, maxi pads, and a monster ultra

Someone: *has their period*

The Human Body 2 weeks later:

Heavy flows be like:

Period pros and cons

Pros:

Not pregnant

"wow my tits look awesome today"

The fact that this is happening means I'm somewhat healthy

Cons:

Regular reminder that I was given a female-flavored meat suit

Stomach and face look like shit

C R A M P S

Period poops

A N G R Y

Blood on the goddamn sheets again

Not sure if pro or con:

Horny

Ate two meals worth of Chinese takeout at 10:30 last night

me: i would like to relax today (:

my uterus, cramping: what was that? you said you wanna die?

me: ow, no i-

my uterus: where’s the baby? huh? where is it huh? where? where’s the baby? *squeeeeeze* i said where the FUCK is it?

me: ):