Tmf Maria - Tumblr Posts
💚Zoey + Maria Canon: Zoey is a total bitch who treats her friends poorly. Maria mildly tolerates her.
🩷Zoey + Maria TO ME: Bickering is their love language. Maria's the only girl Zoey doesn't view as incompetent or annoying or beneath her. They're best friends. Maria's absolutely smitten for Zoey. And Zoey would be the same if Maria wasn't a girl. Zoey's never once considered them as anything more than best friends. Maria thinks about Zoey constantly. The two snuck a few drinks one time during a sleepover, kissed, and refused to unpack it the next day.
🩷ANYWAYS ZOEY/MARIA HEADCANONS!💚
💚Zoey spends about half an hour on just her makeup every morning, and consistently touches it up throughout the day.
🩷Maria hates when people call her emo.
💚Zoey often helps Maria with her makeup.
🩷Maria meanwhile loves straightening and styling Zoey’s hair. (And Maria’s own hair is definitely suffering from burn damage from how much she straightens it.)
💚Zoey is always inviting Maria over for sleepovers.
🩷Maria and Zoey share clothes all the time as well.
💚Zoey’s incredibly two-faced. She acts sweet with everyone, but has a habit of back-talking almost everyone she encounters.
🩷Maria, meanwhile, is much more laid-back. She won’t say anything herself, but she has no problem listening to Zoey complain about everyone.
💚Zoey knows almost everyone in the school, and keeps note of everyone’s gossip.
🩷Maria’s gotten very good at listening to Zoey ramble on and on about all of her problems. She doesn’t talk about much of her own, though.
💚Pretty much the only people Zoey genuinely tolerates is Maria and Lia. Everyone else she finds mildly annoying at best.
🩷Maria was very jealous of how close Lia and Zoey got. (In a perfectly normal and hetero way of course.)
💚Both Zoey and Maria are known for always having a stash of gum on them. (Zoey prefers mint gum, Maria likes bubble gum.)
🩷Maria almost always has iced coffee in the mornings.
💚Zoey’s always stealing Maria’s food and drinks.
🩷Maria and Zoey go shopping together and helps her plan outfits.
💚Zoey definitely tried out for the cheer team at one point, failed to make it in and cried.
🩷Maria has been Zoey’s shoulder to cry on countless times.
💚The two can argue for hours about their ships in shows. (And Zoey won’t shut up until Maria admits she’s correct.)
🩷Maria’s always finding new shows for the two to watch.
💚Zoey showers Maria with compliments. (And may or may not have platonically kissed Maria’s cheek several times.)
🩷Maria has a very good poker face. (For no reason in particular.)
💚Extremely fruity with Maria, but means absolutely nothing by it.
🩷And Maria is absolutely down BAD for Zoey. (And was SUPER jealous of Drew lol.)
(I know these two will never be canon but please just hear me out they’d be so cute I love them I love me some sapphic relationships.)
Bonus Round! From left to right:
🩵Stacy - 5’5
🖤Sadie/Maria- 5’6
🤎Elliot- 5’8
Just finished a sketchbook so art-dump lol.
Bonus for @pastara-cell
