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1 year ago
Caption: Astrid may not have been the most senior, nor the most eminent astrophysicist working at the institute, but she was undoubtedly the only one orbited by a small, rocky moon.
Image: Astrid walks down a corridor carrying a cup of coffee and her notes. A grey sphere about the size of a basketball circles around her at waist height.

My latest cartoon for New Scientist.


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7 months ago
A beautiful, smiling pile of new books labelled "New Books for Autumn" innocently attracts the attentions of a young man. Beside him, his pile of books (labelled "Unfinished Summer Reading") notices this and scowls at him.  The image is a cartoon pastiche of the ‘distracted boyfriend’ meme.

My cartoon for the Guardian Books autumn reading special.


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2 years ago
Because Its Tom Waitss Birthday

Because it’s Tom Waits’s birthday


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1 year ago
Tom Gauld (Scottish, B. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day Drawings (All Perfectly Valid
Tom Gauld (Scottish, B. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day Drawings (All Perfectly Valid
Tom Gauld (Scottish, B. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day Drawings (All Perfectly Valid
Tom Gauld (Scottish, B. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day Drawings (All Perfectly Valid
Tom Gauld (Scottish, B. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day Drawings (All Perfectly Valid
Tom Gauld (Scottish, B. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day Drawings (All Perfectly Valid
Tom Gauld (Scottish, B. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day Drawings (All Perfectly Valid
Tom Gauld (Scottish, B. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day Drawings (All Perfectly Valid

Tom Gauld (Scottish, b. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day    Drawings  (All perfectly valid reasons)


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9 months ago
First panel: a line of modern electric cars.

Second panel: A woman and a man are talking. She is holding a book.
She says "It's hard to get excited about these new electric cars when I've seen much ambitious possibilities in fiction"
"Sci-fi fan,huh?" he asks

Third panel. 
"Uhh... yeah. Sci-fi." she says unsurely, looking at her book.

Fourth panel: We can see a page of the book. It shows animals happily driving food-shaped cars in the style of Richard Scarry. The cars are labelled: Pickle car, Apple car and Hotdog car.

my latest cartoon for New Scientist.


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10 months ago
Crowley Found Out That Aziraphale Had Put An Extra Bookshelf In The Backroom Of The Bookshop On A Measly

Crowley found out that Aziraphale had put an extra bookshelf in the backroom of the bookshop on a measly Monday morning. When Muriel took him to the back and showed him the hidden cd collection behind a collection of books about dowdy fabric patterns they asked him whether he knew what the bookshelf was for. His breath hitched for a moment. Behind his glasses he blinked a couple of times. And he growled how the fuck should I know Muriel. He stalked off - looking his worst* murdery murderous look - slamming the bookshop door behind him, and hating the cheerful jingling with all his heart. Around the corner he relieved some of his feelings by shouting at some quivering nettles**.

It turned out that Aziraphale had co-opted Maggie's help in finding 'bebop' music. While Aziraphale did not really listen to that sort of music, he did have an extraordinary good memory. He had memorised many of the cd's Crowley had listened to. And collected them for some inexplicable reason. Crowley didn't get it. He didn't know why Aziraphale hadn't told him about this. He didn't get it. But he knew why of course.

Later that day he returned to the bookshop and slipped quietly into the backroom. He closed the door softly and took a deep breath. Smelling the dusty musty books always made him feel close to... He slowly ran a finger over the albums. Thinking back to those moments in the bentley listening together. Listening alone. Wondering. How long it would take for his angel to come back to him.

*so that means best depending how you look at it.

**The nettle, very confused and not having experienced demonic energies before, promptly grew a bright blue flower in between its pink ones. When Crowley saw that he stopped shouting and caressed the flower softly.

Title: Attracting new customers to our bookshop with rebranded bookshelves. Image: In a bookshop four customers (a young person, a music fan, a beachgoer and a horse) browse the shelves. The sections are labelled TikTok, HipHop, FlipFlop and ClipClop.

My latest Guardian Books cartoon. Inspired by this news story.


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9 months ago
Title: The Thorougly Engrossing Novel.  Panel one: Our hero (a pinkish egg-shaped blob with stick arms and legs) briskly walks along reading his book but - OH NO! - he is just about to walk of a cliff!  Panel Two: He has gone over the cliff!! As he falls towards heaven-knows-what, his attention is still fully engaged by his book.  Panels Three and Four: he has landed in the ocean and is carried out to sea. He is still reading the book as he vanishes from sight.  Panels Five and Six: Some time later, our hero is washed up in a sandy cove. The tide gently nudges him up the beach as lies on his back reading. A concerned passer-by asks "Are you ok?" and he replies "Yes, just finishing my book".  Panel seven: The book finished, he strides manfully off the beach and up a hill towards a bookshop.  Panel eight: Our hero, having visited the shop, now briskly walks along reading his NEW book but - OH NO! - he is just about to walk of a cliff!

My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books.


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ain't this cool

Title: Some exciting new literary genres 1. Romantasy. A warrior says to a goblin prince “I love you but I must slay the dragon who ate my father!” 2. Gothicookery. A vampire in a kitchen says “Step one: slice an onion by the light of a full moon” 3. Dystopiano music. A figure in a hazmat units sits at a piano in a blasted wasteland playing Beethoven’s pastoral symphony. 4. Whodunnitalian phrasebook. A detective stands by a corpse and says “Assassinato! In una stanza chiusa a chiave!” 5. Sci-Finance. A robot says to a bounty hunter “Our shares in the evil galactic empire are up ten percent!”

My latest @guardian books cartoon.


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6 months ago
Caption: The other squirrels laughed, but Carol knew that the key to surviving the harsh winter months was a store with the correct ratio of nuts to novels” Image: A squirrel inside a hollow tree arranges a books and various types of nut on a set of wooden shelves.

My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books


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