Tom Simons Vlog - Tumblr Posts

Y’know?

Like nya

DIVORCE EXISTS

so does murder

obviously most of the results are completely broken but it doesnt matter- tommy says it himself, he considers himself a comedian before anything else, always looking for the next bit, wondering whether the joke is good is it funny- and this video just proves that over and over. he really is a genius despite what he might say in this.

WHAT AM I WATCHING IM GONNA CRY TOMMY

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard before

the way i audibly gasped at this

(Picture ID: Screenshot of Tom Simon’s youtube video, ‘I Moved to New York with $0′, at 5.19 minutes in. He is stood in front of a rock with EXTREMELY bad posture, much ike an old man without the zimmer frame. He is wearing a red Philza merch shirt and black shorts.)

I’m actually jealous of how much he slayed that