Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken - Tumblr Posts
casually scrolling through tumblr does not help the yearning for a gf.
all i want is to live with my gf and have a cozy and domestic life. is that too much to ask for?
casually scrolling through tumblr does not help the yearning for a gf.
all i want is to live with my gf and have a cozy and domestic life. is that too much to ask for?
romanticising your life 101: love yourself. adore yourself. buy yourself a pretty bouquet from that quaint little flower shop. pay compliments to yourself whenever you randomly catch a glimpse of your reflection. get yourself gifts that you know you want and love not just things you need. stop waiting on others to do it for you. treat yourself like the princess/prince you are everyday and suddenly your life looks a lot brighter.
I'm sorry but fucking the same person over and over, learning their kinks, their hot spots, how to turn them on instantly, where they like to be touched, licked, kissed, exactly how they like to cum is so much better than having lame sex with different people every night
summary of the dragonball franchise for y’all who’ve never seen it before:
so basically. the world’s biggest himbo, an angry mcdonald’s sign with blood on his hands, a green aroace dad who can’t use a seatbelt, a cinnamon roll without a nose, a 5-year-old with a 5.0 GPA & anxiety, a bald guy with three eyes & his sexy mullet boyfriend, their 40-year-old son that blew up once, a soft boy who studied the blade & desperately needs therapy when therapy is dead, the two sexy reasons he needs therapy, the smartest person in the world and her panties all work together to save earth & its dog king from galactic arson while screaming.
this is the most powerful character:
Truer words have never been spoken!
"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic
LMAOO THIS WAS THE BEST THING I SAW TODAY SJSJJD
I wont rest before I condition everyone into shipping me w suna yall we're obviously canon as the hottest couple on the block
BUT THE WAY I SCREAMED this was so funny holy shit and it all was just pinpoint bruh
Ask game I'm an entp I love making people mad and I'm hot as fuck who's my match up babe
bestiiee you conditioned me into this so here goes:
your matchup: Suna Rintarō
you love making people mad? so does he. You’re that couple that judges people together in public. as his girlfriend you’d be the twins’ worst enemy.
you in a fight with someone? Suna holds your purse, says “you tell em, babe” while you’re calling someone a box shaped mf (that’s my headcannon of you idc).
Suna is an ISTP so you both suck at communicating and when you argue, he solves it by saying “you’re so hot when you’re angry.”
Has his hand in the back pocket of your pants 24/7 bc he’s obsessed with your ass, has his hand on it 24/7 and god forbid you wear a skirt around him. Turns him into a simp and he’ll have a full on photo shoot with you. This mf smacks your ass full force wherever you go and act like it’s normal like that’s his property now.
literally, when another girl is hitting on him he goes “my girlfriend is hotter than you.” and walks away
When other sites go down, I use Google to search “is [site] down” to check whether or not it’s just me.
But when AO3 is down, I just check to see if it’s trending on Tumblr.
"aroace people are emotionless" "aroace people are cold" i don't know where that notion came from. i love passionately, obsessively, almost clingily, just not romantically. i love my friends, i love my family, i love my cats. what makes you think i can't love?
kwak dong yeon is just too good of an actor cause I go into his dramas fully knowing his character is gonna suffer because mans is incapable of picking a script with a happy ending, and I STILL end up attached to his character
HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL
Always Remember:
kissing can and will, get boring.
its ok to go to sleep on opposite sides.
forgetting favorites, dates and replies is only human.
you dont have to like, or be friends with all of their friends and vice-versa.
they have a right to spend weekends dedicating to their friends and family. you have the same right.
privacy is still in play.
trying simple things that they like, no matter how much you are sure you will dislike it, is a very small step you can take to show your love to them.
you dont gotta have the same taste in music, food, books etc.
saying i love you, thank you, take care, please and i missed you really helps.
you cant agree with all their life decisions and they cant with yours. keeping an open mind and having an honest and deep discussion about it helps.
they dont need your permission to do things and neither you need theirs.
the intention and care behind the gift matters. not its price tag.
dont try and change them. help them become better versions of themselves and get the same help and support and care from them.
know what matters most and focus on that.
amy is like if a soaking wet poor little meow meow full of milk was a brussel sprout rolled in hazelnuts and chocolate
Me, a show-only WoT fan, when this Sanderson fella starts complaining about the show and talking about how "his name is attached to this" and "his reputation is on the line":
the way people cannot take any negative thing happening in tv shows these days is genuinely frightening and incredibly tiring. sometimes characters die. sometimes bad things happen for the story to move along. unwillingness to deal with anything upsetting in the realm of FICTION (and by upsetting i don't even mean difficult themes but just basic storytelling stuff like a character dying) is how you get incredibly watered-down cookie cutter media that doesn't make you feel anything. "ooooh but escapism" you cannot avoid everything bad forever. and if a character death is something that will send you spiralling that is something with your mental health and not with the piece of media being made. from the bottom of my heart: grow up
Immaru: HAH. She outmaneuvered you again >:)
Our Guardian:
Żarty o Faroe i wannach są jak te wszystkie memy o tym, że Kochanowski nie miał weny, ale Orszulka zaczęła kaszleć. Nie wierzę, że dopiero teraz to do mnie dotarło.