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Ok I'm sorry I saw the insult my muse ask Promt on your blog and I had to try! "You have a tiny dick and Alisha hates you"

[Cackles] “I knew street rats in the back alleys of Ladylake who came up with better insults than you! The size of my dick doesn’t concern me - but I assure you it’s fan-diddly-tastic. Also I saved the princess’s pretty little butt from mortal danger. I think I deserve a teensy weensy bit of affection for that.”