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Watching Game of Thrones and I just realized how funny it would be to see Tywin's reaction to Jaime's choices regarding women.

Here we have Tywin whose main concern in life is the reputation and prestige of his family and he has this son who is very handsome and a literal knight in shining armor and from one of the most prestigious families in Westeros which means he probably could have been with ANY woman he wanted. He obviously couldn't marry one but he could have enjoyed the company of many, many women.

And who does he choose out of all the women he could have been intimate with??? His twin sister (?!) and 6'3'', short-haired, gender nonconforming Brienne of Tarth who isn't even seen as a 'real woman' and is known for being considered ugly and a freak by Westerosi standards.

I OBVIOUSLY don't think that there is anything wrong with being attracted to Brienne (unlike being romantically involved with your sister) because imo she is a literal goddess and beautiful inside and out BUT I think it's pretty safe to say that Tywin would NOT think that way and that, like most other men in Westeros, he would see her as a freak and not a real woman and DEFINITELY not attractive.

So, imagine Tywin's reaction to Jaime's choices. Jaime could have been with any woman he wanted and he chooses

1. his sister and

2. *The-Hound-voice* Brienne of fucking Tarth.

Jaime: I only slept with two women in my life. Cersei and Brienne of Tarth.

Tywin: