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Omfg i love this sm
Crack JJK headcanons but it’s all early 2000s uncle Sukuna:
The spiritual successor to Crack JJK headcanons based on nothing but vibes. Send me your own silly headcanons I would absolutely love to read them!!
2003-2007
He desperately tried to make Yuuji’s first word be “fuck.”
He got so sick and tired of having to watch the same Barney VHS tape while babysitting that he ripped the film out and blamed it on toddler Yuuji.
Yuuji always begs him to draw his tattoos on him every time he babysits.
One time toddler Yuuji broke Sukuna’s flip phone in half. Sukuna was too impressed to be mad at him for it.
2008-2013
He brought five year old Yuuji to a Slipknot concert and had him up on his shoulders with big noise cancelling headphones on… and also “forgot” to ask Jin permission to bring him beforehand.
He tried to do a trick on Yuuji’s razor scooter and accidentally broke it.
He took Yuuji with him to Warped Tour.
He got really embarrassed when Jin showed Yuuji his high school yearbook photos of him with a mohawk.
He has a leather jacket with pins and patches all over it and Yuuji LOVES wearing it when he comes over.
2014-2017
He cut Yuuji’s hair when he got into middle school and told Jin “I’ll be damned if my nephew has a bowl cut.”
When Yuuji got into a fight at school he asked him “did you win?” When Yuuji said yes he took him to get ice cream.
He had a white iPhone and dropped it, cracking the glass on the back; Yuuji colored in the cracks with neon pink sharpie.
The first time Yuuji snuck out Sukuna chewed him out when he got back home, telling him “I don’t care if you sneak off, but you fucking tell me next time.”
Whenever Yuuji gets in trouble at school, Sukuna is always the one to pick him up because the principal is afraid of him.
Sukuna shows his love in the most aggressive,mean and honestly,awful way.
"oh! who's this cutie pie?!"
Your boyfriend lets out an annoyed groan,looking over to see you looking at a not so greatly taken picture in his phone.
"that'll be my annoying ass nephew,Yuji."
Your eyes sparkle when you look up at him from where you're currently cuddling in his embrace.
"he's adorable!looks just like you!!!"
"he's annoying. Brat cant do anything but roll on the ground and fucking giggle all the time."
"Ryo," your lips twitch, "he's like,what,two?"
"one and eleven months. Gonna be two this Sunday."
You roll your eyes and swip to the next picture, immediately letting out a soft coo at the way baby Yuji is grinning up at the camera in a raven haired man's embrace.
"and who's that?"
"his weird ass half brother,Choso." He starts to change the channels on the tv; seemingly not interested in your gushing over his nephews.
But you know your boyfriend way better than that.
You know Sukuna has a soft spot for both of his nephews,or he would've never kept their pictures. You know he cares enough to know how old Yuji will turn the upcoming Sunday. You also know he has his gifts ready already;a soccer ball and an adorable little hat with tiger ears on top of it.
You know your boyfriend just loves to act all tough,when in reality he has a mushy heart inside.
So when you tilt your head up and press a lingering kiss to his smooth skin,he frowns and pretends to look annoyed. But you know he secretly craves your attention 24/7.
"so,am i invited to this little guy's birthday party or not?"
"we're not going. Im not wasting my time on that brat."
When you give him the look,he sighs and raises the volume higher.
"... I'll pick you up. Better not be late."
And you both know even if you are late,he wont even care.