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STOOOOP MY BABY
he thinks he's gonna eat him
tummy time sketch for healing
CUTEEE
he cant be normal and say his nephew is cute
he cant be normal and say his nephew is cute
sukuna in a stardew valley au
He's the Pelican Town butcher. Blunt, a little grumpy, but an undisputed master at his trade. Sells only the best meats in the entire valley. Nonhuman, of course, because cannibalism isn't exactly wholesome Stardew Valley material. Not that Sukuna is wholesome, even in this universe. He has a reputation among the townsfolk. Everyone knows that it's best not to get in his way.
Sukuna lives with his twin brother Jin and his nephew Yuji. Even though it's a small town, Sukuna mostly keeps to himself and doesn't socialise much. His twin, however, is the complete opposite — wholesomeness incarnate! Jin is soft-spoken and a little timid and awkward but has a good heart and does his best to be part of community events and get-togethers. He's also a bit of a pushover, much to Sukuna's irritation.
The townsfolk take care of Jin, for the most part. But every now and then, Pierre might ‘forget’ to give him his change and Shane might ‘borrow’ a tool from the shed only to never give it back. It's a little wrong, but who can blame them? Jin is just way too easy to take advantage of. It's embarrassing.
Also no one knows where the hell Yuji came from. Sure, he's obviously an Itadori. That messy mop of pink hair is unmistakable. But who is his mother? And where is she? It's the one secret Jin can't be bullied into divulging. Doctor Harvey remembers the day he casually walked into his clinic with a large bundle in his arms, asking if he could give his newborn son a checkup. That day, gossip spread across the town like wildfire.
Yuji is a sweet kid. Playful. Kind. A little dumb, even for his age. But a good heart just like his father's. Penny, the local teacher, has a soft spot for the boy. Even though he always struggles with his schoolwork, Yuji is secretly her favourite. All bright smiles and tight hugs.
In this universe, the Itadori family would be an odd bunch. Sure, they all looked related, but each member had wildly distinctive personalities. That said, they all looked out for each other in their own little ways. Jin convinces everyone to buy their meats from Sukuna's shop, even though JojaMart is twice as cheap. Sukuna babysits Yuji whenever Jin has to work the night shift, which is very often. And Yuji absolutely adores his uncle. He begs Sukuna to take him to work nearly everyday. Sukuna pretends to be annoyed, but secretly loves the way his nephew clings to his leg with all the strength his tiny body could muster. Which, surprisingly, is a lot more than you'd think.
When Sukuna first meets the new farmer, he's definitely underwhelmed. You look like you barely know how to hold a shovel, let alone run an entire farm all by yourself. But he soon gets used to the idea of having you around. Besides, your blind determination to turn your grandfather's rundown farm into a successful one is kinda cute, in a naive sort of way. He didn't think you'd last three days, but you managed to persevere for three whole seasons. And now here he is, watching you set up your grange display with a paltry assortment of parsnips, eggs, berries and — is that charcoal? Unbelievable!
I'm thinking of fully fleshing out this fic someday soon, but just had to write something down now since it's been on my mind for weeks! ヾ(･ω･*)ﾉ
he thinks he's gonna eat him
Omfg i love this sm
Crack JJK headcanons but it’s all early 2000s uncle Sukuna:
The spiritual successor to Crack JJK headcanons based on nothing but vibes. Send me your own silly headcanons I would absolutely love to read them!!
2003-2007
He desperately tried to make Yuuji’s first word be “fuck.”
He got so sick and tired of having to watch the same Barney VHS tape while babysitting that he ripped the film out and blamed it on toddler Yuuji.
Yuuji always begs him to draw his tattoos on him every time he babysits.
One time toddler Yuuji broke Sukuna’s flip phone in half. Sukuna was too impressed to be mad at him for it.
2008-2013
He brought five year old Yuuji to a Slipknot concert and had him up on his shoulders with big noise cancelling headphones on… and also “forgot” to ask Jin permission to bring him beforehand.
He tried to do a trick on Yuuji’s razor scooter and accidentally broke it.
He took Yuuji with him to Warped Tour.
He got really embarrassed when Jin showed Yuuji his high school yearbook photos of him with a mohawk.
He has a leather jacket with pins and patches all over it and Yuuji LOVES wearing it when he comes over.
2014-2017
He cut Yuuji’s hair when he got into middle school and told Jin “I’ll be damned if my nephew has a bowl cut.”
When Yuuji got into a fight at school he asked him “did you win?” When Yuuji said yes he took him to get ice cream.
He had a white iPhone and dropped it, cracking the glass on the back; Yuuji colored in the cracks with neon pink sharpie.
The first time Yuuji snuck out Sukuna chewed him out when he got back home, telling him “I don’t care if you sneak off, but you fucking tell me next time.”
Whenever Yuuji gets in trouble at school, Sukuna is always the one to pick him up because the principal is afraid of him.
he thinks he's gonna eat him
he thinks he's gonna eat him
he thinks he's gonna eat him
I am broke, and currently going through a legal dispute, but the jjk manga (my pick-me-up) is also bringing me down
May I request a small (5 minutes and can be ugly) baby yuuji to make me smile??
i wish you the best of luck with everything!!! here he is
he thinks he's gonna eat him