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Just a question because I'm still the confused Will Smith meme

hi hello good morning

Good morning all I did not sleep and also I ate mold on accident, by the way I had an idea for a sickfic with heavymedic in it and accidentally came up with a universe around it based on “I’m gonna like the way you fight” (vaguely, just the way the mercs r sorta sorted ykno? like its cool af how oc mercs are introduced)

anyways I still need a name for BLU Heavy. BLU Medic is named Kaspar! The REDs are referred to by their base class names or their first names, the BLU’s are on a first name basis for now to help distinguish between characters.

If anyone has name ideas for Heavy i’d love to hear em!

Because we need more wet and pathetic women (quite literally in this case)

Some know her as a walking septic nightmare. The children like to call her “the booger lady.” But there isn’t a single resident of Chiclawgo who doesn’t know her by her local nickname: Drip. Nobody knows her real name, or anything else about her, for that matter. She couldn’t be bothered to tell anyone her life story, and nobody has the guts to approach her and try asking. Some believe that she must have gone through something terrible to make her the miserable recluse that she is. Others suspect that nothing happened at all, and that she’s simply always been a bitter, crotchety old bitch. All anyone knows is that, despite her appearance suggesting rampant illness and lack of self-care, it’s merely an unfortunate side effect of her ability (with some wondering if this is what fuels her ire). She otherwise appears to be as healthy as a horse, and it’s rumored that she will one day outlive all of us.

so who are we tasking with digging up upton sinclair from his grave and waking them from the dead to inform him he needs to write a sequel to the jungle. anyone volunteer.

2 grandpas annihilate exhausted dad, more at 7