Ur Honor They're Awkward I Love Them - Tumblr Posts

The movies might portray Kíli as a cheeky ladies' man, but I think we should embrace his true self: an easily flustered dork.

He might manage a little bit of banter and a wink, but as soon as a lady genuinely approaches him? He turns purple, fumbles for his words and radiates enough awkward energy to give psychic damage to everyone in an one mile radius.

Which is kind of a problem, since our dear Kíli would love to court and wed (and have a few little Dwarflings), but unfortunately he nearly faints every time he has to speak to a lady.

In the Shire he sees a lady's ankle for the first time. He nearly spontaneously combusts.

(Fíli (*fanning air at Kíli*): "Brother, keep breathing!"

Kíli: *hot tea kettle noises*)

His wink at the Elf in Rivendell? She winks back and he chokes on his food.

His declaration of love to Tauriel, after she heals him? Only possible, because the lad is still high as a kite.

And the conversation with Tauriel during the imprisonment? Does happen, but he's bright red, sweats miserably and has to start over five times to tell the story about the fire moon.

And Tauriel? Blushes violently, spontaneously forgets the ability to speak and drops his rune stone three times.

(Fíli, watching from his own cell: "By my beard, they are made for each other!")